"None shall rule but the humble..."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Boston Hymn," 1863.

  

with

The Game of the Week:

Maryland at Towson



featuring:


..The Swami's "Top 16".


and
In the Swami's Spotlight... 

Top Ten 2004 Home Attendance Teams:

TEAM
ATTENDANCE
HOPKINS
36,612
SYRACUSE
36,573
NAVY
30,196
MARYLAND
24,843
PRINCETON
23,333
CORNELL
19,332
VIRGINIA
13,910
TOWSON
13,709
ARMY
13,610
GEORGETOWN
12,270

Notes: Playoffs not included. Georgetown estimates attendance based on the number of people they believe are thinking about lacrosse on game days.




A special note from the Swami:

If you emailed the Swami between September 2004 and March 2005, and did not receive a reply, the reason is that the Swami had mail server problems at his website and did not receive your email. The Swami could email out, but all incoming email was forwarded into Outer Space and the Swami never saw it. If you sent something trivial to the Swami, just accept the Swami's apologies. If you sent something important, please re-send it.




Whither the Swami?...
The Swami comments...
The Swami had originally planned to make Princeton at Virginia this week's featured game. A minor functionary on the Swami's staff, however, managed to convince the Swami that the real game of the week will play itself out at Johnny Unitas Stadium on Saturday. Miss Venus Lee has seen both Towson and Maryland play already this season, and feels that there may be some surprises in store for fans in Baltimore County.

The Swami is kind of hung up this week, so his thanks go to the rest of his staff for making the current publication of "This Week" possible. Unfortunately, there will be no coverage from Team Swami of the Princeton-Virginia match.

This week, all Baltimore mourns the loss of Chuck Thompson, who died last Sunday after a long illness. He was 83.

Thompson, a Baltimore Colts broadcaster, was also the voice of the Orioles for over 50 years, and was honored with the Ford Frick Award from the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1993. It is the highest award for a baseball broadcaster.

Chuck Thompson was an institution in Baltimore in a way that most non-natives may never understand. There are people in their sixties in Maryland who remember Thompson announcing baseball games when they were little leaguers. There will undoubtedly be other great broadcasters, but never another like Chuck Thompson. He was the voice of Baltimore.

Miss Venus Lee comments...
The big news this week is that the Swami is in traction.

All that is known is that when the Swami returned from Annapolis last Saturday his back was out of sorts. The Swami claims that it was an old injury that flared up, but others report that the Swami, upset with the Brigade of Midshipmen for not exhorting their team forward with sufficient vigor last week, threw his back out while gesticulating to Navy's football players in the stands at Annapolis to "fire it up"!

Fortunately, the Swami had already penned his comments on the North Carolina-Navy game--two teams he knows well, and completed his review of the ESPNU telecast of Ohio State-UMBC. A suggestion for this issue: skip the Swami's sexist rant that masquerades as a summary of Hopkins at Princeton. The Swami's medication was just kicking in when he scrawled it longhand. The final few words were very difficult to decipher. He went on for another sentence. It consisted of a horizontal line drawn across the page. I am loathe to guess its content.

The remaining comments on next week's games and the review of Ohio State-UMBC are mine. They are generally free of prejudicial remarks and puerile commentary.

I did advocate for Maryland at Towson to receive "Game of the Week" status, but the reason for Princeton-Virginia not being covered this week is the inability of the Swami to travel to Charlottesville for that contest. Unfortunately, for Miss Bimbette, that means no "Pig 'n' Steak" this weekend. Too bad.

The Swami noted last week, "Duke visits Maryland. The Terps looked like world beaters when Georgetown visited last Saturday, while Duke just barely managed to hold off a pesky UMBC squad for a 12-10 victory at home. Often, a mismatch on paper like that in the ACC results in a good game."

Give the Swami credit, for Duke upset Maryland in College Park, 10-8.

Which brings me to this week's featured match.

Georgetown has a particular way of losing certain contests. It was seen in both of the Hoya's last two matches against Maryland, and also in Georgetown's loss to Syracuse during the regular season in 2004. It's called powder puff shooting. It happens when the offense does not put sufficient velocity on its shots, particularly outside shots. It's what enabled Harry Alford, Maryland's goalie, to make 25 saves against the Hoyas two weeks ago. As I stated in my coverage of that game, "few of Alford's saves were spectacular."

Duke, on the other hand, brought some shooting steam to Terp World and Maryland's save numbers declined by two-thirds. In fairness, while Alford's numbers against Georgetown may have been inflated by feeble Hoya shooting, his numbers against Duke were also reduced by the Blue Devil's successful spreading of the Terps defense with some outside blazers, thus enabling better penetration inside by its attack.

Towson brings a live offense, plenty of team speed, and a credible defense to the field. True, it's a young team, but not one which will fold its tent for the Terps. Maryland lost last week to a team that had great difficulties with UMBC at home.

Matt Eckerl should be able to control initial possessions for the Tigers at the faceoff circle. And I expect to see a defense that is much improved over the one that handled Loyola two weeks ago. That defense may be the Tiger's best chance for an upset. Towson brings back many of the same defenders that stymied Maryland last year in College Park, before narrowly losing, 8-6. That team held Maryland's Joe Walters to a single goal. If Towson can dominate faceoffs and bottle up Walters, the Tigers will punch their playoff ticket as early in the season as they ever have. But, if Towson's attack mimics the weak shooting of the Hoyas, it will be over early for the Tigers.

Last week, in a game that was statistically even, Reed Sothoron was the difference in a 10-8 Tiger victory over Denver at the Pioneer Faceoff Classic. Once again, the Tigers were 1-4 in EMO situations. This is a real problem for the team. In sixteen opportunities, no single Towson player has more than one extra man tally. In contrast, Maryland is shooting .556 on EMO this year. I think this will be a good game.

What happened at Cornell? Notre Dame, up 6-3 with five minutes remaining in the first half, gave up a seven goal run to Cornell to sink themselves.

Big Boy Radio Mike is on a roll, winning Week #1 and Week #2.


A request from the Swami:

The Swami would like to thank those that emailed the Swami names and addresses of the various sports bars with DirecTV. We are still looking for others, particularly in the Syracuse and Annapolis areas.

Please email the Swami at swami@laxswami.com if you know of any. Please also give the exact address and name of the bar. Phone numbers would be helpful. At this moment, the Swami's list consists of only four:

Baltimore area
Rocky Run Taproom & Grill
(Johns Hopkins University area)
3105 Saint Paul Street
Baltimore, MD 21218
(410) 235-2501


Dead End Saloon
(Fell's Point)
935 Fell Street
Baltimore, MD 21231
(410) 732-3602:


Della Rose's Avenue Tavern
8153-A Honeygo Blvd.
White Marsh, MD 21236
(410) 933-8861


New York City
Ship of Fools
(Upper East Side)
1590 2nd Ave
New York, NY 10028
Mon-Wed 3:00pm- 4:00am
Fri-Sun 12:00pm- 4:00am
Tel: (212) 570-2651
Fax: (212) 570-2637
Email: splurt@aol.com
Website HERE

Note: this bar can be busy, but a group reservation will almost always assure you a lax game.








Last Week...
In Annapolis...
The "Killer Dees" attack an Achilles Heel...can the Mids really be this good?...
Mirabito, Visgauss, Boyle, Guido, and Jordan DiNola...hey, who are these guys?...
The Swami calmly surveyed the situation: 4,500 fans were lined up for tickets to greet the Midshipmen in their first game in Annapolis (42° and very cloudy) since last year's valiant championship effort. The queue wrapped around the corner of the fencing and spilled out into the parking lot, snarling traffic. This, despite the fact that all ticket windows were open.

Little did the Swami suspect that when he told the world that Navy was the most exciting team in lacrosse three years ago, he would cause this kind of havoc.

The Swami, ever humble, always hates to by-pass a military line, but the Swami is never one to hold up a Marine honor guard when they want to escort him to his seat. After the Swami flashed his gold get-into-any-Navy-game-for-free pass to the gatekeeper, things began to fall into place.

The Swami consulted his notes. In this series, the completely unbiased Swami has rooted for North Carolina nine times, and Navy eight. That meant it was Navy's turn.

The Swami began by waking up the Navy footballers--traditional leaders of the Brigade cheering section, and moving them from the back of the stadium to front seats behind the North Carolina bench. With Hopkins out of town visiting Princeton, all the defeatist Blue Jay fans too cheap to shell out $6 for a bus ride to New Jersey would likely be present. Whenever the whining Homewood crowd comes to Annapolis, they always complain if the local fans cheer, often using assumed secondary names to post snide comments on the various lacrosse boards, only to patriotically chastise themselves with their primary posting names (as if no has that doped out). If only the Swami could induce some level of animation into the normally placid demeanor of the well-mannered midshipmen, he would have a story to write.

Having placed the Brigade directly in front of the Hopkins crew, the Swami asked them if they would mind standing for the entire game, thus blocking the view of the bellyachers from Baltimore. Hey, the fur was already flying, and the game hadn't even started yet.

"Fire it up!" "Fire it up!"

The emotion was palpable. Everyone rose to their feet when the team hit the field.

The Swami had been plugged in to WNAV's pre-game interview with head coach Richie Meade. As usual, he was calm and cool. Meade believes that if you put a good product on the field, winning will take care of itself. But would Navy have a good product without Joe Bossi, Ian Dingman, Ben Bailey, and Bucky Morris? Surely this game would answer that question, for North Carolina was coming off a most impressive win. Just last week in Chapel Hill the Tarheels scored 14 goals and had five assists--and that was only from their attack. Jed Prossner, maybe the best offensive player in Division I, had five goals and one assist against Denver, only to be topped by teammate Mike McCall, with six goals and two assists. The third attacker, Ryan Blair, added six points in that contest.

Navy's defense, among the stingiest in Division I last season, had lost Jared Bosanko. Bosanko was replaced by 2004 occasional starter, Pat Reilly, who the Swami thinks is woefully underrated.

But the biggest question coming into the 2005 season would be just how good Navy's defensive midfield would be. With its speed, shooting, and prolific scoring ability, North Carolina looked to the perfect test.

Whenever the Mids take the field, chaos reigns. North Carolina scored first, when Mike McCall twisted loose from his defender and, off balance, flicked a high feed into he goal.

How potent is Navy's attack? The crowd got its answer only five seconds later.

Chris "Iceman" Pieczonka won the second of his face-offs, dashed to the right side of goal, and found Ben Horn open on the left. Horn spotted Nick Mirabito open just outside the crease on the right and fed him for the quick stick. Tic tac toe.

Whoever heard of Nick Mirabito? Not the Swami. It turns out that Mirabito was his high school's all-time leading scorer, a National Honor Society member, and the son of a former Rutgers lacrosse player. And, he's only a plebe.

Five minutes later, Jon Birsner got the call from a Steve Looney feed. Birsner had wormed his way open on the left doorstep and gave Navy a one goal lead.

Navy was dominating possession time, and, on the few occasions that North Carolina was able to come up with the ball, Navy took it away, only to bring it up the field in a flash. Substitutions were rife. Navy was shuffling players on and off the field faster than the Swami could write--and it was only the first quarter.

Toward the end of the period, Navy turned up the velocity.

The Tarheel's competent and swift midfielder Bryant Will was trying to get the ball over the center line with 2:48 left in the first period, but Navy's defensive midfield was all over him, and he was getting no help from his teammates. Navy's "Killer Dees" had struck again, and the whistle blew--a 20 second violation. The ball reverted to Navy. Who did that? Too late. They're back on Navy's bench, already replaced on the field. Another failed clear for North Carolina. Navy's defensive midfield--much stronger than last year's--was at it again. Eventually, the Swami's score card would indicate that the Tarheels failed on over half their attempted clears.

The first quarter ended. Navy led 2-1. But Navy's D-Middies were already in Show Time Mode. They had limited UNC to only two completed clears in the period, and had out-hustled the Tarheels on ground balls 9-5.

But Navy's Matt Russell didn't have any saves. Why was that? Because Navy's defense had effectively boxed out UNC's offense, limiting them to only two shots--one of which was wild.

North Carolina was only able to score once more before the half, and that only after a penalty put the Mids down a man. Jed Prossner found the net with a low bouncer from about 12 yards out in front.

In the meantime, however, Navy had scored five goals.

How many of the 4,500 present had ever heard the name Mikelis Visgauss? Probably few. But the first time he touched the ball, on a feed from Seth DiNola, a Navy plebe had scored for the second time. Visgauss hit from 10 yards out on the right side with one of the best shots in the game.

In the middle of all this, the Iceman was winning face-offs against all comers--and North Carolina tried three different players at the "x". None were successful. Pieczonka cleaned all clocks last Saturday, going 13 for 18. If anything, the new face-off rule is allowing Pieczonka to snatch more face-offs cleanly. As Pieczonka rushes straight to the goal, he pulls defenders and creates openings.

The next Navy goal, at 7:00 in the second quarter, resulted from Pieczonka kicking the ball out to Steve Looney, who fired it past Tarheel goaltender Paul Spellman with a high hard shot from far out on the right side. Looney is Division I's best wing, ending the day with nine ground balls, four goals, and one assist.

Just seven seconds later Pieczonka won another face-off, fed Steve Looney again, scoring, this time, from close in.

Less than two minutes later, Ben Horn tallied on a beautiful high-to-high shot from quite a distance out on the right side. Navy was rolling while UNC was reeling.

The game's best offensive play was next to come, with what might be a record of sorts. With 3:48 left in the first half, Steve Looney threaded his was through three defenders, dove toward the end line, and put the ball in a corner of the goal while falling down--a hat trick in three minutes and 43 seconds!


Looney's "Hat Trick" takes 3 minutes, 43 seconds.

With a 7-2 lead at the half, Navy was content to pass the ball around for the third quarter. This may have been a strategic decision, for the stadium was crawling with scouts. Navy's next five games are against Bucknell, Lafayette, Colgate, Lehigh, and Holy Cross. Then things get tough with Georgetown, Maryland, Army, and Hopkins all in a row. Why give away anything?

Not all was gloom for UNC, however. Prossner and McCall still scored almost all the Taheel's goals. And one of the Swami's favorite players, Stephen McElduff, had another excellent game for the Heels. When was the last time McElduff didn't leave his guts on the field? After going down with an injury and being assisted off the field late in the first half, he was right back in after the break.

North Carolina's frustration showed at the end of the game. With only 1:34 left, Prossner was penalized for unnecessary roughness, but Navy refused to shoot the ball. This game was over in the second quarter.

Navy allowed the Tarheels only 19 shots the entire game. Navy took 43 shots, and, absent the decision to slow things in the second half, were on a pace for 54.

Navy's clearing, a sometime problem last season, was excellent: 12 for 13. But Navy's harassing midfielders held Carolina to 13 of 24. Russell had eight saves on 14 shots on goal, including point-blank snuffs on Ryan Tolson and Jed Prossner.

Navy's long stick midfield got another workout. The midshipmen rotated four players in this position, and all were effective: Seth and Jordan DiNola, Matt Meehan, and James Sullivan. Navy also played five plebes, one of whom started.

The close defense did a credible job of containing Division I's best attack. Hendler and Felber looked to be in mid-season form. And Reilly? His primary opponent was held scoreless.

Are the Mids really this good? That's tough to answer after only one competitive game. If North Carolina has a weakness, it's a youthful midfield.

One thing that surely emerged from a game in which the score did not nearly tell the complete story, however, is that Navy's defensive midfield is truly awesome. That's also great for the game. It's time the Killer Dees got some press. This has been a position that, like the offensive line in football, is frequently overlooked. But not this year.

These guys are headliners.

Final score: Navy 9, North Carolina 6.




In Baltimore...
Ohio State visits UMBC at Homewood Field...
Miss Venus Lee reports on a two overtime nail-biter...
ESPNU's first telecast has Channel 2's fingerprints all over it...the Swami reviews the broadcast...
Prior to this contest, in only four lifetime meetings, these two teams had already recorded five overtimes and two one goal games. And this one looked to be more evenly matched than any of those before it.

OSU grabbed a two goal lead coming out of the box on two identical shots by Kyle Olson from the right side about 10 yards out. Both unassisted scores were left-handed burners low in the goal. The first one came with 13:01 left in the first period, the second at 11:06.

UMBC was denied any meaningful offensive possession for the first third of the quarter. Then, at 9:16, Joe Cahill fed Brendan Mundorf who, somehow, had been left alone on the left side of the crease. A defender, sliding to Mundorf, was dodged and a left-handed bouncer found the bottom of the net.

Barely 45 seconds later, Retriever Drew Westervelt leaped high to intercept a clearing pass from Ohio State goalie Mike Rimmer. Brendan Mundorf reversed field and galloped toward the goal, where he caught Westervelt's pass on the run. Mundorf is a bull and easily dodged his defender to sink the shot.

The game was now tied 2-2, with only one player on each squad having scored.

As the clock wound down toward the end of the first quarter, Ohio State found itself in a rare two man up opportunity after when Andy Gallagher and Brandon Mathias were banished to the penalty box only 19 seconds apart. But the UMBC defense held, allowing only one shot before the Retrievers were able to obtain possession and kill the rest of the penalties. Later, it would be revealed that Gallagher's penalty (tripping) was a bad call.

At 1:42, Brian Johnson came around the right side from behind the goal, Mundorf, with the ball, noticed he had a step on his man. Johnson scored on a right-handed leaper over goalie Rimmer's left shoulder. The placement was perfect.

After the faceoff to begin the second quarter, Kyle Olson took barely two minutes to complete his hat trick by splitting two defenders then shooting low into the goal. Watching from the north side of the field, I noted that this would likely stand out as a remarkable statistic in a season that has already had more than its share of low scoring games. Little did I suspect that elsewhere, at about the same time, another player would accomplish this feat in less than four minutes.

No thief on the East Coast could possibly have a more established modus operandi than the Bull of the Retrievers. Brendan Mundorf's cut to the left side from behind the goal followed by a left-handed shot should be patented. And, no matter how impeded the journey, Mundorf is still able to get off well-placed shots on this play. With 9:27 showing left on the clock, Mundorf curled around the crease once again and bounced the ball, left-handed, right through the legs of Mike Rimmer.

Rimmer looked very competent in goal to me. His first start was halfway through Ohio State's meeting with Navy. Rimmer's problem last weekend was that when he was not faced with trying to stop impossible shots from a close-in Brendan Mundorf, he was frequently fighting a screen by his own defenders.

Such was the case at 7:06. Retriever Andy Gallagher may have the fastest release among either of these two teams. He showed that when he quick-sticked a pass from behind the goal from 12 yards front and center. The shot was a low bouncer that spent all of a half a second in his crosse.

The final tally of the half came at 1:08 when OSU's Gary Bining scored on what looked like an ill-advised shot. Bining was pretty far out on the left side when he wound up a lefty overhand bullet into the goal.

The lead belonged to UMBC (5-4) at halftime. But this evenly matched contest was anyone's game and certainly looked like it would remain that way down to the wire.

One of the best things in this series lately has been the similarity of the style of both teams, which was very much in evidence Saturday.

The second half opened with a beautiful teamwork goal from UMBC's Drew Westervelt. The ball was passed through no less than five Retrievers, one of whom was Westervelt. He then ran towards the goal and scored on a feed from Brendan Mundorf.

Seconds later, Andrew Bender fed Ben Wolff for a six yard perfectly placed goal.

Eight minutes elapsed without a score. Then, OSU tied the game at 6-6 on an unassisted shot from Justin Doran.

The Retrievers surged to a one goal lead just 42 seconds later on a running right hander by Joe Cahill.

With time running out in the quarter, Ohio State's Ben Drake took a hard shot at UMBC's goal. Goalkeeper Kevin Cepelak, mindful that only a few seconds remained in the period, saved it and promptly flung the ball to midfield, where it was intercepted by OSU, shuffled off to Kyle Olson, who threw the ball high in the direction of UMBC's net. Both Cepelak and Buckeye Craig Nolan jumped high for the ball. This pulled Cepelak out of position, and Nolan came down with the ball in his stick. But his back was to the open goal. Time was running out. Nolan flung the ball over his right shoulder toward the goal. Cepelak was a step short of getting back in time. But the ball missed the net by inches as time ran out. UMBC dodged a bullet.

In the fourth quarter, Ohio State tied the game in less than a minute when Kevin Buchanan converted a Justin Doran feed.

Now play became a little sloppy as urgency set in for both teams. It would be half the quarter before the next score.

At 7:23 Andrew Bender fired a high sidewinder past Cepelak to put Ohio State up by one.

OSU would pad this margin with another strike two minutes later on what was possibly the best goal of the game. Veteran Tom Randisi cruised down the left hash mark at full speed, dogged by UMBC's tenacious defense and cradling the ball in his right hand. Then, on the spot, Randisi stopped, pivoted, then changed hands and fired southpaw into the goal with a real burner from 17 yards out.

The hole was deepening quickly for the Retrievers. Would they panic?

Almost three minutes ran off the clock. Dawg fans were getting nervous, with many standing at their seats. Then, the Retrievers bit.

Joe Cahill fed Andy Gallagher who skipped one past Mike Rimmer.

Could UMBC make it all the way back? Things were tense.

At 2:13, Joe Cahill gave the answer for the Retrievers when he bulled his way through a stiff defense, fired home from 15 yards out in front. It was a left-handed shot that found a high corner.

But precious seconds had melted. UMBC needed a miracle from the clock.

Shut off for most of the second half after scoring three goals early in the game, it was time for the dramatic return of Brendan Mundorf.

As the clock wound down to under 10 seconds, UMBC coach Zimmerman chose Mundorf to inbound the ball on a re-start behind the OSU goal. He cut to his right following the line of the crease. Then, he reversed. It was the Mundorf Move: from behind the crease on the left. He got a step on his man. The clock was down to two seconds. Mundorf surged to the front of the goal. He pushed the shot with his left hand. It got past Rimmer and rolled into the net. But no! Time had expired. \

In the second overtime OSU's Kevin Buchanan ended it with a hard finish. He would up from 12 yards out front and sent an unstoppable screamer past Cepelak.

What a game. The kind of game you hate to see any team lose.

Final score: Ohio State 10, UMBC9 (2OT)


The Swami reviews the ESPNU telecast...
The Swami wondered how a brand new channel, ESPNU, was able to arrange Division I lacrosse coverage when the Swami had not read anything about the establishment of the station over the winter. Then, the light bulb went on. Baltimore's Channel 2 is an ABC affiliate, and ESPN is owned by ABC. Voila!

Sure enough, when the broadcast began, there were Channel 2 sportscasters Scott Garceau and Keith Mills on the field. Along with them was the estimable Quint Kessenich, missing from the Channel 2 lineup for two years now. Kessenich is a welcome presence, for Channel 2 did not fare well with any of his replacements. Later in this game, fans were to get a glimpse of why.

ESPNU had tattooed its trademark all over the skin of this broadcast. Most of the microphones and superimposed logos were those of the new ESPN station. Also, all three announcers--not just Quint Kessenich--were actually wearing jackets and ties. Gone was the old Channel 2 Salvation Army attire. Even more notably, screen clutter was cut way back. Channel 2, before its ESPNU affiliation, had a tendency to cram many of Baltimore's corporate logos onto its screen.

Channel 2's greatest problem over the years has been the tendency for some of the announcers to kibitz with each other while the game happens in the background. Thankfully, this tendency has abated to some degree more recently, although at least once a season, the crew let's you know that it's never gone altogether. Another problem has been the tendency to play up blood relationships. Sure, fans are interested to know that certain players have brothers who play on another team, or whose fathers played. But when those relationships become peripheral, like being the next door neighbor of the second cousin to so-and-so, it's simply superfluous information or, worse, announcer name-droppping. Two years ago in the Army-Navy game at Annapolis, fans had to hear that Army's John Walker was the son of former New York Jet star Wesley Walker repeatedly before Channel 2 finally let it die. Other than a quick examination of a nephew branch of the Radebaugh Family, viewers last Saturday were spared the genealogical meanderings of the announcers.

But underneath the skin, Channel 2's handiwork was still evident.

The new face-off rule has given TV a gift. As Quint Kessenich noted during the broadcast, it is beginning to look more and more as though technique and stick skills will now take precedence over brute force in the face-off circle. The four inch separation of sticks and gloves enables viewers to have a clearer view of face-offs. Did the Channel 2, excuse me--the ESPNU camera team--capture any of this? Answers later, but first, ask yourself this question: what should be shown while midfielders are facing off? Do crowd shots matter at that time? How about the congratulatory bench walk of the previous goal scorer? Can these things tell us anything?

Certainly not.

No one on the field is moving prior to the face-off. We can, at that time, be only certain of one thing: the action is with the ball at the "x", and nowhere else.

Here is the Swami's re-cap of televised face-off coverage in this game:

FIRST QUARTER
15:00--The game's first face-off was one of the best shots of the day.

13:01--The action began with OSU's Eric O'Brien running down the field, while the face-off was blown completely.

11:06--The camera focuses on an OSU player on the sideline, while the face-off takes place, missing it completely.

09:16--The camera looks like it's actually going to show an up-close shot of the face-off, but then the director superimposes the "Toyota Scoreboard" over the ball so no one can see it. Ironically, while the face-off was being obscured by the scoreboard, Scott Garceau is explaining the new face-off rule to viewers while his own cameras were blowing its coverage.

08:27--The viewers watch a replay of the previous goal while the face-off is missed completely.

01:42--While the center midfielders are battling for the ball at the "x" , a family is shown in the stands. All face-off coverage was missed.

SECOND QUARTER
15:00--The full face-off was shown, but from a camera that was so far away the players numbers could not be read.

12:57--Now, pretty much everyone knows that players face off right-handed. This means that the referee can only approach the players from the upper right or lower left, assuming you are watching the play from the south side of the field, as it is at Homewood. This shot was going to be a great one from a standpoint of perspective and distance, but the camera operator was positioned at the southwest corner of the field. Since this is the angle that the referee chose to position himself all day, his feet blocked the entire shot.

09:27--A great shot of fans in the stands, no face-off shots at all.

07:06--A rare, and very good, close up shot of stick and ball action at the "x".

01:08--This was the best face-off shot of the game by far. First of all, the angle was right between the players. The Retriever's Corey Warner clamped down on the ball with his stick and had it entrapped. Then, Ohio State's Eric O'Brien kicked out Warner's stick with his foot and scooped the ball on the run. It was text book camera work.

THIRD QUARTER
15:00--A good shot of the face-off.

12:24--The camera showed Drew Westervelt, who had just scored, on the sideline, blowing face-off coverage completely once again.

12:00--A close shot, but from directly behind the back of one of the players. This is always the worst angle from which to show a face-off because the players backs block all the action. That was true in this case as well.

03:46--Another bad angle shot.

03:02--While the face-off was in contention, the camera was focused on the back of Joe Cahill's jersey. He was out of the action. The face-off was missed completely.

FOURTH QUARTER
15:00--A good shot, but way too far from the action.

14:08--Another shot of a player on the sidelines, this time Kevin Buchanan. No face-off action at all.

07:23--Another sideline congratulation shot, this time of Andrew Bender. The game was picked up after the face-off.

05:46--No face-off shot at all.

02:52--Now things were getting critical. The importance of face-offs are magnified in a tight game. At this point, OSU was leading 9-8 with under three minutes left. UMBC needed this face-off. What did the camera do? Ironically, it showed players on the UMBC bench yelling out to the midfield and watching the face-off intently. The camera operator blew this crucial coverage totally.

02:10--Here's what the ESPNU announcers had to say seconds after this face-off:
Quint Kessenich: "That was the definition of a big face-off."
Keith Mills: "Yes, indeed."

They were both exactly right. At 9-9, with two minutes left, wouldn't you expect to be seeing the most important face-off in the game? Unfortunately, their cameras showed none of it. Zero. Nada. Zilch.

FIRST OVERTIME
04:00--A good shot, but, once again, too far away.

SECOND OVERTIME
04:00--The game's final, and most crucial, face-off was missed completely by the cameras. The shot went from fans in the crowd to a close up of lacrosse players feet running before another camera pulled back to reveal possession. How much more inexcusable can things get? A tied game, in double-overtime, and we see the crowd and feet while two unseen players battle for what could have proven the final possession of a closely fought game.

The camera work was talented enough, just not in the right place at the right time. Usually, its the director who calls which camera covers what. And, yes, this game suffered from extremely poor camera direction. That was not the announcers fault, but one could suppose that Garceau and Mills have been with their station long enough to have some degree of influence over things like this.

And, just as one would suspect, the camera coverage of the teams' huddles was, mostly, equally poor.

Everyone knows that, when covering a huddle during a time out, it's the team that calls the time out that has the ball and is setting the play. Why, then, televise the other team's huddle? For a "if they do that, we do this" reaction? What information does that impart?

All stations can be expected to jam in a commercial or two during a timeout. That's normal. But there are times when the cameras stay on the field during a break in the action.

Last Saturday, the first three timeouts when the cameras stayed on the field were all called by OSU. What happened? We listened to UMBC's coaches in their huddle on each occasion. Viewers learned nothing about the play that was to unfold.

At 2:52 in the fourth quarter, OSU called another timeout. The cameras again went to the Retriever's huddle. Even though UMBC coach Zimmerman could only guess what his opponent would do, it was still interesting. At this point Scott Garceau asked Quint Kessenich a question about something. Kessenich, the pro that he is, waited until Zimmerman had finished speaking to answer. Kessenich does something very simple--he views the game from a fan's perspective. What information would they want? And how?

To the credit of the production, in overtime all the correct teams were monitored during timeouts. This enabled the viewers to know at least a little about what to expect when the ball was put in play.



In Princeton...
Hopkins escapes...
CSTV preempts the first quarter of the game, missing five goals--for chick's basketball!!!...
The Swami chokes on his pills...
Hey, the Swami did not see enough of this game to review it due to extraordinary circumstances. But, from what the Swami did see, Princeton won, 6-4.

It was hairy.

As soon as the Swami got back to Baltimore from the (noon start) "Game of the Week" in Annapolis, the Swami headed straight for the TV to tune in the Hopkins-Princeton tilt. But, noooooooooo! CSTV had preempted the first part of the game (missing, evidently, five consecutive Hopkins goals) for--get this--chick's basketball!!!

Now, don't get the Swami wrong. The Swami, who employs an all-female staff, is a dedicated feminist, and a true ultraliberal. But anyone who has recently listened to Harvard's president, ex-Clintonite Larry Summers, knows that chicks aren't good at math and science.

Likewise, everyone knows that chicks are not punctual due to the same faulty genetic programming. It only makes sense. If you're constantly tardy for math and science class, how can you ever expect to become a physicist? The proof is in the pudding. Just ask your buddy this question, "how would you like to ride to the moon in a rocket designed by females?" Not many takers there, right?

Every time the Swami wants to go anywhere, Miss Bimbette and the Swamiettes have to primp for hours with makeup, clothes, and all that other chick stuff. Then, they critique each other's appearance and the first thing you know, we're into several wardrobe changes and the Swami is late.

Hey, it makes the Swami want to throw up or faint!

It reminds the Swami of a conversation the Swami had with Miss Bimbette, shortly after she went blonde following Delaware's loss in the 1999 NCAA Playoffs...

Bunny: Oh Swami, do you like my new hair color?

Swami (reading something intellectual): Sure, babe.

Bunny: Oh Swami, you're not even looking.

Swami (looking up): It looks blonde.

Bunny: It is, Swami.

Swami: Hey babe, the Swami knows a few jokes...

Bunny: Dumb blonde jokes don't offend me, Swami.

Swami: Why is that, babe?

Bunny: Because I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

So, guess what?

The chicks were late with this basketball game too.

Who expected anything else?

The Swami blames himself for not noticing that a chick's game had been scheduled immediately before the JHU-Tiger lax match. Otherwise, the Swami would have taped the WHWH radio broadcast , featuring Princeton's movie star announcer Jerry Price. But, hey, even that didn't come off.

The Swami received this email shortly after the start of the game:

FROM: tigerfans@jhu.edu
TO: Swami@Laxswami.com

Deer Swammi, Dont let the adress fool you. Wee are Princeton edjucated teachers who have been assined to Hopkins to teech the underpriviledged. You said Jerry Price wuld be braodcasting todays game, but hes not. Whats the deel?

Well, the Swami checked, and, as one might suspect of a superstar, apparently Mr. Price is only doing the away games. It's not unusual for those in the motion picture industry to have terms in their contracts that specify that they only work only in exotic locations. This would explain why the school uses another announcer for home games.

If Price's agent negotiated an away game schedule only, then this weekend should present a test. Princeton plays in Charlottesville this Saturday in a 7:00 PM start, when the night time low temperature is forecast to be in the upper 20's, with winds of 14 MPH. LISTEN HERE.

Cushy, huh?







This Week...
Lacrosse broadcast links...
Each week the Swami notices questions on the Laxpower board about which games will be broadcast that weekend. Hey, they're all here!

If you need to connect to lacrosse games on the Internet, remember: the Swami's list is the most complete compilation of lacrosse TV and radio broadcasts on the Internet. To get to that page, or any of the Swami's other exciting pages, just run your mouse over the floating link bar at the left of your screen. That will activate the pull-out tray which contains links to Radio/TV, the Swami's other links and the Swami Fan Club, which is now the most populous fan club in lacrosse. Hey, when you read the Swami, you get it all!

It usually takes two weeks or so to get down all the many changes that college stations make to their webcasts between seasons, so be patient.







Swami's Game of the Week:
Maryland (#7) at Towson (#2) 

Saturday March 12, 1:00 PM, Johnny Unitas Stadium, Towson, MD

This game will be broadcast by WTMD over the Internet. Check out Spiro Morekas and Glenn Smith's call of the game, beginning with the pregame show 15 minutes before the start of the game. Click on the WTMD logo for the broadcast.

(Game times are approximate and subject to adjustment, so check schedules for changes. College radio is hit and miss, the Swami's media links may not always work.)

1. Swami's Game of the Week: Maryland (#6) at Towson (#13)--(Saturday March 12, 1:00 PM, Towson, MD)--TV Game--I like Towson to win this game, even though the Swami is picking Maryland. I believe that Towson's defense and goal tending can hold the Terrapins at bay while the Tiger offense maintains long possessions. I also like Towson's speed. I hate to say the keys will be in goal and at faceoff because that's always the trite prescription, but, in this case, I think it will be true. The only downside for Towson: EMO.

The "First Four" Doubleheader:

2. North Carolina (#7) vs. Notre Dame (unranked)--(Saturday March 12, 8:00 PM [EST], Home Depot Center, Carson, CA)--TV Game--North Carolina must prove that it is not as bad as advertised in Annapolis last weekend. But the 'Heels vulnerability is clearly in the midfield, where Navy took them apart. Can Notre Dame exploit this? I think not and will take UNC to win, as does the Swami.

3. Syracuse (#4) vs. Georgetown (#8)--(Saturday March 12, 11:00 PM [EST], Home Depot Center, Carson, CA)--TV Game--Georgetown is a team that is in need of serious advice from its coaches about fundamentals. My top tip for watching this game: check the velocity of the Hoyas' shots in the first quarter. If your grandmother could stop them with her teeth, the Hoyas are toast. I have never seen a regular season game between these two teams in which powder puff shooting and lollipop passing did not doom the Hoyas. With strength in goal, both the Swami and I think Syracuse wins the game.

4. Navy (#2) at Bucknell (unranked)--(Saturday, March 12, 1:00 PM, Lewisburg, PA)--Bucknell will be playing Navy with a brand new Bison midfield. For whatever reason, the team is missing senior middie Patrick O'Hearn from its lineup. Navy's devastator defensive midfield may just be the best in the academy's plastic stick history. Both the Swami and I like Navy, but the Mids do not like running up scores, unless it's against a certain other Patriot League team. My prediction: Colin Finnegan gets playing time in goal for Navy and the Blue and Gold bench gets aired out.

5. Stony Brook (#16) at UMass (#9)--(Saturday March 12, 12:00 PM, Amherst, MA)--After correctly forecasting that UMass would not be in his Top 16 last year, the Swami is picking Stony Brook to upset the Minutemen. I think that will be hard for the Seawolves to accomplish in Amherst, and take UMass. Stony Brook is averaging 14 goals per game, but that won't happen against the tough UMass defense.

6. Hobart (unranked) at Ohio State (unranked)--(Saturday March 12, 12:00 PM, Columbus, OH)--Real One TV Game--The Swami and I both like Ohio State to win this one.

7. Penn (unranked) at Denver (#14)--(Saturday March 12, 12:30 PM [EST], Denver, CO)--The Swami likes Denver, as usual. I have to agree with him this week.

8. Cornell (#11) at Army (#10)--(Saturday March 12, 1:00 PM, West Point, NY)--I like Cornell's chances to win this game and pick the Big Red, although now that the Stony Brook-Army game has been postponed, a vital yardstick is missing from the equation. The Swami still thinks the Black Knights are tremendously underrated and picks Army to win. I think one thing is for sure: an Army loss puts the Cadets behind the eight ball.

9. Loyola (#16) at Duke (unranked)--(Saturday March 12, 3:00 PM, Durham, NC)--Both the Swami and I like Duke to win this game convincingly at home. But this series is rife with upsets. I think Duke's experience will be the deciding factor. The Swami likes Duke in the goal and on defense.

10. Princeton (#5) at Virginia (#4)--(Saturday March 12, 7:00 PM, Charlottesville, VA)--The Swami likes UVA, but underestimates how much the Tigers have improved. The Swami's answer: "they've improved, but from what? Princeton shouldn't even have made the playoffs last season." Unfortunately, the Swami will be unable to cover this game. The contest is scheduled for a 7:00 PM start in extremely cold weather for Virginia at this time of the year. LISTEN HERE

11. Rutgers (unranked) at Towson (#13)--(Tuesday March 15, 7:00 PM, Towson, MD)--We all agree, Towson will roll Tuesday evening against a Scarlet Knight squad that has a great goalie, but lost five starters and almost 40% of its scoring.







The "Big Boyz" go at it again...

What is the "Big Boyz" system?...
Anyone can pick the winners of lacrosse games. The lacrosse boards are full of people who pick Duke over St. Andrew's every year. There are several contests going on right now where the participants will actually pick more winners than the Big Boyz. But the Big Boyz do not just pick the winners of games. The Big Boyz use a system of weighted picks, and confine their picking to the most difficult Division I games. That enables you to analyze the degree of certainty imparted with each pick--a significant difference with other competing slates of games.

Each week the Big Boyz pick the winners of an average of a dozen games. In a typical 11 game week, winners are chosen by placing between 1-11 points on a team (with no number being used twice). If that team wins, the winner receives the number of points placed on it. So, for example, in using this system, the prognosticator would place 11 points on the team he (or she) was most confidant of winning, 10 points on the second most confidant pick, down to a single point on the game that the picker thought was most in doubt. This eliminates most ties and places a premium on upset picks. It also values a picker's win/loss record relatively, thus giving little recognition to luck.

Despite this unique and difficult system, the Big Boyz are so accomplished at picking that each of the past two seasons have come down to the final game before a winner has been decided.

Get ready for Week #3!







From Swampy...
Last year's champion returns...
Wow, two weeks go by and the reigning champ is way behind the pack. No matter, Swampy has some upsets in store this week that will get him right back in it.

Game of the Week

Maryland at TOWSON (2): An upset in the GOW, and Swampy calls it. No, this is not a knee-jerk reaction to Maryland's loss last week to the Blue Devils. In fact, I hardly believe that was an upset at all. Maryland simply doesn't have it this year. See, it used to be that they had an above-average offense with a super-star defense, and that was only good enough for a Final Four appearance every now and then. Now, they have huge wholes on offense and their defense is nowhere near where they used to be. One end is putting pressure on the other and vise versa. Towson, however, is as steady as they have been for a few years now. One team finds itself in turmoil at the home of another. That spells upset.

First Four from the Home Depot Center in Carson, CA

UNC vs Notre Dame (6): The Irish will drop another. Amazing, isn't it? A team goes to a Final Four, elevates its program to fully-funded, brings in some big-name recruits, and doesn't even make the tourney again. UNC is still pretty darned good. So what if they lost 9-6 to Navy? Is their any shame in that right now?

SYRACUSE vs Georgetown (7): Goodnight, Hoyas. The Swami's top pick will struggle to make the after-party, especially if they lose to Duke later in the season. Syracuse officially re-establishes itself as a Top 5 team.

NAVY at Bucknell (11): Laugher.

Stony Brook at UMASS (10): The Minutemen could be a real sleeper again.

Hobart at OHIO STATE ( 3): The Buckeyes picked up a nice win last week. Hobart is tough, and this should be a great game, back and forth. The home team has the advantage.

Penn at DENVER (8): Home field advantage. The Quakers were better last year. Denver is even better this year.

CORNELL at Army (4): Another sleeper. Tough defense and efficient offense of the Big Red silence the Black Knights. Army is slowly going down in flames. They need a big win down the line. Perhaps against the Mids?

LOYOLA at Duke (5): A hunch. One team is playing great, inspired lacrosse, and one certainly isn't. This is becoming somewhat of a rivalry, and when two common opponents meet each other on opposite paths like this, weird things happen. This is also about where Duke's season was dismantled last year.

PRINCETON at Virginia (1): The Wahoos aren't out of the woods yet even after beating Syracuse. This will turn Princeton's season around, as if it was really as bad as people made it out o be after a loss to Hopkins.

Rutgers at TOWSON (9): Are the Tigers a Top 5 party crasher? Maybe!

--Swampy.




From STaTs...
My picks this weekend...more commentary later...

Interesting first couple of weeks...I would say my 5 surprise teams so far, in no particular order are: Loyola, Penn State, Duke, Navy and Georgetown.

Loyola and Coach Dirrigl are in trouble if they don't right this sinking ship quickly. What happened to Loyola--the perennial power? Chris Colbeck, Paul Cantebene, Zach Thorton, Gavin Prout...names like these must be wondering what's going on down there on Charles St. The team hasn't strung together more than a few wins since the 2002 season. If they can't turn this team around and get a tournament spot this year, the Hounds could be changing strategies and coaches.

Penn State is shaping up to be one of those hot and cold teams, but their wins over traditional contenders Loyola and Ohio State show me that this team has promise. With Duke on the horizon and a schedule that isn't too challenging, the Lions could slip into the field with a quality win or two.

Duke is gunnin' this year. This is their best start in the 21st century. Their schedule is extremely challenging, but you have to play the best to be the best. They are one win away from matching last seasons total.

Although I question the staying power of a Pressler coached team (they often fall hard when it comes to crunch time), this team could go very far come May.

Navy is a surprise team to many, which is why they are included, but they are not really a surprise to me. I said in the beginning of the season that Dingman's loss was not a show stopper. They are quicker and more fluid without Dingman and their isn't an offense in the country that is excited about playing Navy--the Defense is the BEST. Navy will be 8-0 heading into a vicious stretch of Georgetown, Maryland, Army and Hopkins-- that's when we will see what this team is really made of.

Georgetown is on this list because their performance against Maryland was embarrassing. They should beat Syracuse this weekend. They are the better team on paper, but if they don't produce...it could be a long season for the Hoyas.

This is a dicey week, I'm going out on a limb with a few of these picks. We'll see how I do...

1.) Maryland at Towson---Maryland (6)
Face-off specialist David Tamberrino dominates yet another game and this time the Terps get the win.

The "First Four" Doubleheader from the Home Depot Center in Carson, CA (on CSTV):

2.) North Carolina vs. Notre Dame--- UNC (8)
The Tarheels recover from the shock in Annapolis and deal the Domers a tough loss in Cali.

3.) Syracuse vs. Georgetown---Georgetown (4)
The Hoyas take a round turn on their season, playing on the best coast!

4.) Navy at Bucknell--- Navy (11)
Navy breezes past Bucknell.

5.) Stony Brook at UMass--- UMASS (9)
UMASS continues to slip under the radar, with another quiet win.

6.) Hobart at Ohio State--- Hobart (5)
Hobart pulls off the upset in OHIO.

7.) Penn at Denver--- Penn (3)
It's a long trip, but I think the Penn coaches can get this team ready for this test.

8.) Cornell at Army--- Army (1)
Army in a hard fought contest.

9.) Loyola at Duke--- Duke (10)
Duke continues its dominating 2005 season.

10.) Princeton at Virginia--- Virginia (7)
Street smarts always beats Book smarts...don't you watch the Apprentice?!?

11.) Rutgers at Towson--- Towson (2)
This one could go either way. I'm going with the Tigers' home field advantage.


STaTs.




From Miss Venus Lee...
In Towson this weekend...

Since I am posting the weekly game summaries in the absence of the Swami, all my comments are reflected elsewhere this week. We all hope the Swami will return next week .



From Glory Days...
The 'Hoos are for real...

Week 3 has promise for some more upsets. Even though it's tough to call anything an upset this early in the season.

Here goes...

(2) Maryland / Towson - First off, I have brothers who played for both these teams. In this family feud, who will Mr. Lacrosse root for? I've liked the Tigers from the start and UMBC and Denver are good wins but look for the Terp's to rebound from the Duke loss and win a close one.

(4) North Carolina / Notre Dame - Two teams coming off losses last week. The Heels have more talent and experience and should win if they can keep it together for a full 60 minutes.

(8) Syracuse / Georgetown - Cuse loss to UVa will only make them better. Hoya's seem to be struggling in goal and that will cost any team against the Orange O.

(11) Navy / Bucknell - Mids start their march through the Patriot League. Bison have no chance.

(6) Stony Brook / UMass - I was hoping to see the results of the Army and Harvard games to help me with this pick but the weather in the NE did not cooperate. The Seawolves are getting better but I like the more established Minutemen at home.

(5) Hobart / Ohio State - First real test for the Statesmen. Look for the Bucks to keep the momentum from the UMBC win and win another close one at home.

(9) Penn / Denver - Quakers lost to Nova (not a good sign) and now have to play in thin air. The Pioneers are always tough at home and need a win after falling to UNC and Towson.

(1) Cornell / Army - Cadets had their hands full with Lehigh, that tells me the Big Red should win but the game is at West Point and may be to close to call.

(10) Loyola / Duke - I saw the Hounds lose to PSU while the Devils beat a good Terp team then crushed the Nittany Lions on Tuesday. The game is in NC and this Duke squad has some quality young players who will just keep getting better.

(3) Princeton / Virginia - Looks like the Hoos found a goalie and Christmas finally looked like his 2003 self. Loss of Rubeor on attack will hurt but the middies are now scoring. I still think the Tigers have problems in goal which may be their achilles heel this year.

(7) Rutgers / Towson - Knights should have lost to Delaware and the Tigers are playing with confidence. Much depends on how the Maryland game goes but I still like Towson at Johnny U Stadium.

.

--Glory Days




From American Iron Horse...
The Horse is back, with some quick picks...

1. UMD

2. UNC

3. SU

4. Navy

5. Stony Brook

6. Hobart

7. Denver

8. Army

9. Duke

10. UVa

11. Towson.

AIH out.




From goygoy 21...
Last week...

...the Goy got hammered going with some of his preseason favorites. Towson proved to be up the challenge and defeated both teams from mile high and Ohio State finally notched one in the win column in a hard fought game against UMBC. The Goy called the Virginia upset of Syracuse but failed to predict how fast of a start Duke would get off to.

This week...

...there are some big time games again as teams continue their out of conference record. Maryland /Towson and Virginia/Princeton highlight a week filled with equally talented teams squaring off. The Goy likes the ACC to come out of this weekend 4-0 while their fellow in conference student athletes do battle on the hardwood down in DC.

 1.) Maryland (6) at Towson
What a game this will be. Towson is 3-0 but the Goy thinks they might be a little tired after their road trip to Colorado. After their loss to Duke, Maryland needs to get back on track and a TV game is just what they need to show they are back on the map and should be mentioned with Hopkins, Virginia, Princeton, and Syracuse again. This could be quite a goalie battle which will be very fun to watch. Look for Maryland to out muscle the Tigers here because there is always a swagger that a bigger state school comes into a game like this with.

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