
"None shall rule but the humble..."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Boston Hymn," 1863.
with
The Game of the Week:
... Georgetown at .Navy 
(Last minute venue change)
featuring:
...
and
In the Swami's Spotlight...
The "Clear Busters" Top Ten:
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RANK
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TEAM
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% CLEARS ALLOWED
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1
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Navy
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.667
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2
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Georgetown
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.704
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3
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Duke
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.724
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4
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Cornell
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.720
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5
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Virginia
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.733
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6
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Army
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.760
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7
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Hopkins
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.767
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8
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Maryland
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.769
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9
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Syracuse
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.772
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10
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Princeton
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.848
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The return of the Swami (pt. 2)...
What happened last week?...
North Carolina's back was truly to the wall when it visited College Park last weekend. The Tarheels were 2-4 with wins over Cornell and Denver. Now, having lost to Maryland, UNC is 2-5 with Hopkins, Virginia, Air Force, UMBC, Colgate, and the ACC Tournament left on the schedule. The Swami thinks the Tarheels will be eliminated from NCAA Tournament consideration with a losing record this season.
Navy has been breezing through its Patriot League schedule following its upset by Bucknell three weeks ago, but Navy's win over North Carolina is now almost worthless. The Mids have their first big test next week in Washington, when they meet a Georgetown team that is anxious to redeem itself from a humiliating (12-3) home loss to Duke. Early forecasts indicate that the weather for this game does not look promising (48°, with some rain possible). The Swami's extended comments on the game appear below,
As Miss Venus Lee reports this week from Washington, Duke gives every early sign of being for real this season. If the Blue Devils get by Mount Saint Mary's and Ohio State, both of which they play at home, a potential battle of the undefeated at Johns Hopkins' Homewood Field may loom on April 8th.
The Swami made a couple of predictions about up-and-coming teams at the beginning of the year that look like they're coming to fruition. The first was that Rutgers had lost five starters and 40% of its scoring and that the team would have to spend this season rebuilding. Unranked Rutgers has now dropped four games in a row, most recently in a Swami-predicted loss to Hobart. Loyola visits Rutgers this weekend for what should be a good game.
The Swami also predicted that, despite popular sentiment, Notre Dame would also need a year to regroup. But the path of the Fighting Irish to their conference championship may not be so difficult. The entire Great Western Lacrosse League seems weakened this year. Nevertheless, the Swami thinks Denver is still the most underrated team in Division I this season, and the GWLL does not really begin the heart of its season until April. With a tie-breaker that may depend on goals scored, expect to see these teams bring out all the firepower they can muster.
Many fans may be confounded by Princeton, but not the Swami. Princeton is now winless with only Rutgers and Butler left on its schedule as non-conference opponents. With neither of these teams offering Princeton the quality win it needs to make the tournament as an at-large selection, the Tigers' only hope may be to take the Ivy League's automatic NCAA bid. Yes, Princeton is much improved, but the Swami asks "from what?" Last year Princeton's best win was over Rutgers, and the Tigers' loss to Cornell allowed the conference bid go to the Big Red. The fact of the matter is that Princeton was a marginal NCAA Tournament selection in 2004 at best (Hobart had better RPI and strength of schedule, together with wins over two playoff teams). Now, the Princeton-Cornell game on April 23rd (at Ithaca) is looking all-important. The Swami also thinks that the following week the Princeton-Dartmouth tryst is equally significant. And, if that's true, the Cornell-Dartmouth game on April 16th is another crucial contest. Yes, the Ivy League is wide open, but the Swami still thinks we are unlikely to see three Ivy League teams in this year's tourney.
No team, including Syracuse, had scored in double digits against Army's defense before Hofstra accomplished it earlier this week in a losing effort (11-10). The Black Knights are on a roll, having just won their sixth game in a row. The weekend they face Air Force. This will be the first of three games in two weeks Army has left before the Big One in Annapolis on April 16th. If the Cadets visit Annapolis atop the Patriot League, the winner will almost certainly host the PL Tournament. A suggestion from the Swami: but your tickets for Army-Navy now on line (HERE). The ticket lines at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium will be very long. Also, if you have not yet seen the stadium after its recently completed renovations, you're in for a real treat. This is a great lacrosse venue conveniently located off a main artery (US 50) and has more than adequate (free) parking. Mid-April is the most beautiful time of the year in Annapolis. For those wishing to stay overnight, here is the link to the City of Annapolis web site and accommodations page. Army-Navy is always a big game, but maybe never more so that this year.
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His back mended, the Swami visits the Big Apple and ponders "why do the Europeans hate us?"...
Many of the Swami's fellow ultra-liberals have often pondered the question "why do they hate us?" (For "they" you can plug in just about any foreign nationality including Arabs, Asians, Caribbeans, Europeans, Pacific Islanders, and Californians, among others).
It's no secret that many of the Swami's toniest friends are New Yorkers. And every once in a while the Swami has business in Gotham. That always offers an excuse for the Swami's companion, Miss Bunny Bimbette, the movie star, to accompany the Swami on such outings. And, by the way, Miss Bimbette, contrary to notions of genetic predetermination, is no mathematical slouch. She knows her numbers well enough to instantly calculate the relative value of a shoe sale at a distance that could reduce a long distance runner to breathlessness.
Many people think that Hollywood movie stars ride in limousines because they can afford to. The Swami knows this is not true. Limousines afford a privacy to the talented and famous class that shield them from the normal depredation associated with extended exposure to the public. Even the memory of frustrated Hopkins' fans pounding on the window of the Swami's limo is not without its agreeably reassurant remembrance. The Swami likes limousines, but since most New Yorkers relate lacrosse to some sort of egalitarian performance art rather than sport, it's one of the few places the Swami can travel without being hounded for autographs. So, the Swami often takes the subway around the city.
Last week, the Swami was on his way from his Manhattan home (the Peninsula Hotel) to his firm's New York office downtown on the E Train. It was at the end of the morning rush hour, and the train was rather crowded. The Swami, ever the gentlemen, was standing, having just offered his seat to a young lady, despite recriminating stares from the typically mannerless New Yorkers. As the train turned left under 8th Avenue, a man at the rear of the car came forward to get off and jostled the Swami. The Swami had eyed this character with suspicion moments earlier. The Swami knew that the expensive Italian suit with patch pockets, effeminate pilgrim-tipped patent leather shoes, and a slicked-back hairdo from the 1970's marked the fellow as a Euro-weenie, and the United Nations pin stuck in his lapel confirmed it. Then, just as he passed the Swami a little too closely, he quickened his step for the door. The Swami felt for his wallet.
Gone!
The Swami rushed for the door behind the departing thief. Mr. Euro-weenie made his way out just before the door closed and blocked the Swami inside--but not before the Swami got hold of his coat pocket. The doors closed around the garment as the train started moving. The Swami began to lose grip on the jacket. Finally, the Swami gave it a good yank and the patch pocket came off in the Swami's hand. He may have gotten the Swami's wallet, but the Swami had his pocket!
Then, the Swami flashed back to the "French Connection." Didn't the nefarious French dope dealer pull the same subway trick on Gene Hackman? Hey, tell the Swami this guy wasn't European--this was an odious Paris Metro scam if the Swami ever saw one.
Twenty minutes later the Swami arrived at his New York office. The receptionist had a message for the Swami. Miss Bimbette had just called from the Peninsula Hotel. The Swami had left his wallet on the dresser. Could Miss Bimbette have one of his credit cards to go shopping?
The Swami was relieved.
Is there a lesson in this experience? Of course there is.
Had the Swami taken his wallet with him, it would now be in the possession of Mr. Euro-weenie.
We have that figured out. That's why they hate us.
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The NCAA in action...
The University of North Carolina at Pembroke was founded in 1887 exclusively for Native American Indians. It is located in Robeson County, which is the political and cultural center of the Lumbees, the largest Indian tribe in the state. The school is ranked by U.S. News as one of the most diverse campuses in the nation, and claims an American Indian enrollment of approximately 20%. UNCP recently revealed that it has been asked by the NCAA to "study" the use of its nickname and logo (the "Braves") because it has been identified, according to the college, as being one of 31 schools fingered by an NCAA committee as having "controversial" nicknames. UNCP's board of trustees, which has five American Indians on it, voted unanimously to support the current name. In addition, the Lumbee Tribal Council also voted unanimously in favor of the name, according to a statement from the school. The NCAA, according to the same statement, asked the school to submit a report by May 1st.
The Swami is not aware of any American Indians employed by the NCAA, but finds it somewhat perplexing how concerned this organization can get about an innocuous word endorsed by a local Indian tribe, while apparently showing no concern for the profanity in rap songs played at some NCAA Division I lacrosse games in front of children.
What does that say about the NCAA's priorities?
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Miss Lee's excellent adventure...
The Swami would like to thank Miss Venus Lee for often forsaking the big games, which the Swami likes to cover, for games which are sometimes a little less exciting. Last weekend, Miss Lee drew the Duke-Georgetown game, which was expected to be a bit more competitive that turned out. But does Miss Lee thank the Swami for the use of his brand new Lincoln Navigator? Well, not exactly. When you read Miss Lee's game coverage you will learn that she allowed the car wash guys decide what she would listen to on the way to DC. Then, when she couldn't figure out how to work the Swami's hi-tech satellite radio, guess who helps her? Another chick! Hey, this is rich!
Now, the Swami employs an all-female staff. You know what that means. Fifteen different stations on any extended trip in the Swami's SUV. So, this year, the Swami instructed the radio installers to put in a chick-proof radio. It has so many buttons and dials that even the highly mathematical Swami has to think before pushing a button or twisting a dial. But, the Swami gives Miss Lee an A+ for creative writing.
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The Army-Navy Alumni Game is drawing near...
This year Team Swami will be covering the Army-Navy game with all of its personnel. There will be no other game coverage that weekend. In addition to the Division I Army-Navy game at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium at noon on Saturday, April 16th, we will all be at the Army-Navy Alumni Game the evening of Friday, April 15th at Rip Miller Field (7:00 PM) on the yard at the Naval Academy in Annapolis. This is the first such game of its kind. So far, it looks like there will be two squads of about 75 players each. Service academy lacrosse alumni can contact me for further information if they would like to play. This is a worthwhile event, plus you will get to meet the Swami, Miss Bunny Bimbette, Miss Venus Lee, and the fabulous Swamiettes, who will all be in personal attendance. The big question is: Will we get to see Charlie Guy play? He was captain of Navy's 1946 team, and, believe it or not, played on a senior team at the Vail shoot-out only about five years ago.
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The Swami's all-time men's lacrosse team:
Oh, yes. A couple of caveats: This is the all-time, all Maryland, all-wood team. To be eligible, each player had to play exclusively in the wooden stick era for a Maryland college. Please remember that from the 1950's to 1973 all NCAA athletes were unable to play varsity sports as freshmen. As a consequence, most college records are held by four year players.
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The Swami's All-Time, All-Wood, All-Maryland Team:
Head Coach:
Willis P. Bilderback, U.S. Naval Academy (1959-1972)
Bill ("Bildy") Bilderback served as Navy's plebe coach for 12 years before legend William H. ("Dinty") Moore retired as head coach of Navy's varsity team. Moore had founded the highly successful lacrosse program at St. John's (Annapolis) College, across the street from the Naval Academy. When St. John's converted from a military college to one known for its "great books" program, it dropped all inter-collegiate athletics, and Moore moved to the Naval Academy. He coached there from 1936-1958.
Bilderback's first season was 1959, when Navy compiled a record of 6-3. In 1960, Navy finished 10-0 and was the national champion. It was the first of an uprecedented run of winning or sharing eight national championships in a row. During that extended period of time, Navy lost a total of three games (two to Army, one to Hopkins).
Coach Bilderback retired with a record 117-18-2.
He was arguably the best college lacrosse coach of all time.
Attack:
Jimmy Lewis, U.S. Naval Academy, 1966
Jimmy Lewis can't remember when he lost a game. A 1966 graduate of the Naval Academy, the Mids were undefeated national champions during his entire tenure on the squad. At Uniondale High School in Long Island, Lewis' team won 45 straight games, and Jimmy was named the most outstanding player on Long Island. A three year limited athlete, Lewis is the only wooden stick player to win theTurnbull Trophy (best attackman) in every year of his eligibility (three years in a row). He was a first team All-American for each of those years also. Lewis held almost every offensive record in the country when he played. He was the recipient of the Naval Academy's Athletic Sword (Navy's highest athletic award) in his senior year. He was an outstanding soccer player, who competed in three national semi-finals, and scored the only goal in Navy's 1964 National Soccer Championship. He was the best attackman in the history of wooden stick lacrosse. He went into Naval Aviation and is a Top Gun graduate. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1981.
Joe Cowan, Johns Hopkins, 1969
Joe Cowan led his high school team (Friends School) to the Maryland Scholastic Association Championship in 1963. A three year limited player, he played on three consecutive collegiate championship teams, earning All-American status in each of those years. He also won two Turnbull Trophies. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1985.
J. H. Lee Chambers, Jr., U.S. Naval Academy, 1946
James Chambers was elected first team All-American as a freshman attackman in 1943. He may own the longest collegiate lacrosse record ever held, even though he was injured for part of a season. A four year AA, Chambers, despite playing in the 1940's when games were low-scoring, is still, remarkably, Navy's all-time leading goal scorer. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1975.
Midfield:
Center Midfield:
Gordon S. "Willie" Pugh, University of Maryland, 1933
One of the greatest athletes in a high school known for them, Pugh won 11 major letters at Baltimore Polytechnic Institute (Poly), captained the lacrosse team, was high scorer on the track team, won the school's coveted gold football for his prowess on the gridiron, and was the recipient of the school's athletic medal. He enrolled in Butler University, which did not have a lacrosse team, for his freshman year then transferred to the University of Maryland where he was a first team All-American for three consecutive years. Willie Pugh almost set an unbreakable record. An outstanding face-off man, he held his opponents without a single goal for three years as a defender. Only in his last collegiate game did his opponent score on him. He went on to play for the Mt. Washington club team and later became St. Paul's School's first lacrosse coach. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1968.
Joe Seivold, Washington College, 1958
Prior to 1971 there were no "Division III" schools, and Washington College was a lacrosse power which played all the top teams. Joe Seivold, Jr., was selected for the old "All Maryland" high school team from Friends School in both 1953 and 1954. He led the Friends team to the Maryland Scholastic Association Championship in 1954. Seivold was a four year All-American at Washington College, where he broke several school records, including high scorer. In his senior year, he is believed to be the only midfielder on a competitive team who played all 60 minutes at midfield. A great defensive player, Seivold also scored 167 goals, including 10 in a single game. He played in the 1958 North/South All-Star Game. After college, Seivold played for the Mt. Washington Lacrosse Club for 13 years. He was a member of the U.S. Team in Toronto, Canada, which won the Lally Cup in 1967. He played in five games with Mt. Washington against the Club All-Star Team, and six games with the Club All-Star Team. From 1974-76, Seivold coached the Mt. Washington Club and, in 1974, coached the victorious South Team in the Club All-Star Game. He coached Mt. Washington to two club championships in 1975 and 1976. Incredibly, Seivold also coached Park (High) School in Baltimore from 1961-1975. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1979.
A. Clayton Beardmore, Jr., University of Maryland, 1962
Buddy Beardmore was perhaps one of the best examples of a two-way player in the era of wooden stick lacrosse. A strong rider with an instinct for take-away, Beardmore also set the school's midfield scoring record (108 points, later broken by Frank Urso--a four year player). He was a three year All-American, won the Cole Award, the Powell Award, and won the Navy Seals' Award as Navy's toughest opponent. He was a North/South player, and is a member the Terrapins' All-Time Team. He coached college lacrosse at Hobart, Virginia, and Maryland. His teams won three NCAA Championships. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1980.
Defense:
Phillip Lotz, St. John's College, 1932
Phil Lotz and his older brother, Ed, formed the most brutal defensive duo in the history of lacrosse--a completely impenetrable curtain that received national attention. In 1931, St. John's was undefeated National Champion. That year the school won ten games by a combined score of 150-6. The only team to ever approach this record in the history of lacrosse was the 1930 St. John's team, which out scored opponents 102-13. An All-American in 1931 and 1932, in 1932 Phil Lotz was selected by sportswriter Wilson Wingate to be captain of the All-Time American Lacrosse Team. He attended Ellicott City High School, where he also played baseball, basketball, and soccer. He went on to help found the lacrosse program at Washington & Lee University. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1968. The last time the Swami heard, Phil Lotz was still living in Virginia, retired from the practice of law.
Edwin Lotz, St. John's College, 1931
Ed Lotz, from a gifted athletic family, graduated from Ellicott City High School in 1927. He played football and lacrosse for tiny St. John's College in Annapolis, which used to be an athletic powerhouse. St. John's is the third oldest college in the country (after Harvard and William & Mary). When Francis Scott Key graduated from St. John's in the 1700's, the school was already over 100 years old. St. John's has been known since the 1930's as the best of the so called "great books" schools that stress classical education. In the 1920's, however, St. John's was a military school that Douglas MacArthur's brother (another Army general) attended. In 1928 the school voted to drop the baseball team where Ed Lotz was the catcher. Lotz transferred to the lacrosse team where he played on three consecutive national champions (1929, 1930, and 1931). He went on to play for the U.S. National team (composed largely of St. Johnnies), which won the U.S.-Canada championship and the Lally Cup. He was a first team All-America in 1930 and 1931. Ed Lotz was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1966.
Carl Tamulevich, U.S. Naval Academy, 1968
Carl Tamulevich was Nashua (NH) High School's Most Outstanding Athlete in 1961 as a sophomore. He played football, basketball, and baseball, but Nashua did not have a lacrosse team. He was first exposed to lacrosse at the U.S. Naval Academy Prep School in 1964. A three year limited athlete, Tamulevich was a two-time first team All American defenseman. He also played football for Navy. He won the Schmiesser Award as the nation's best lacrosse defenseman in 1968. He played on two National Championship teams. During his four years at the Naval Academy, his team lost a total of three games. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1989.
Goal:
James Kappler, University of Maryland, 1957
A 1952 graduate of Baltimore Polytechnic Institute (Poly), Jimmy Kappler, a three year limited player, was a three time All-American selection. Kappler was the only three year player that the Swami knows of who won the Ensign Kelly Award for best goalie all three years of his eligibility. He was also winner of the Cone Trophy (goalie award), the Charles P. McCormick Award (most contributive Baltimore area athlete), and was the recipient of the Maryland Ring, the highest athletic award at the University of Maryland. After graduating from Maryland he was a member of the 1957 South All-Star Team and was picked every year to the Club All-Star team from 1960-67. As a result of his outstanding play during his ten years at the Mt. Washington Club he was placed on the Mt. Washington Club Honor Roll. Jimmy Kappler was the best wooden stick goalie of all time. He was elected to the Lacrosse Hall of Fame in 1976.
And, a special Swami selectee:
Designated Feeder (attack):
Ray Altman, University of Maryland, 1963
You won't find Ray Altman's name in too many places. He is not in the Lacrosse Hall of Fame. Almost no one remembers him. Altman graduated from the University of Maryland in 1963, his only year as a first team All-American. Ray Altman was not even elected to the University of Maryland's own Hall of Fame until 2003. But, if you look real closely at the record book, you will notice that Altman, a three year limited player, is #2 on the career point list at Maryland, ahead of four year All-American Frank Urso, and just 5 points (219-214) behind four year starter Bob Boniello. But Altman was never really known for scoring. The single most underrated collegiate player the Swami has ever seen, Altman, after over 40 years, handicapped by only being allowed by the NCAA to play three years, is still Maryland's all-time assist leader.
Altman could throw a grain of sand through the eye of a needle at ten feet. He is the single best feeder that the Swami has ever seen in any era of lacrosse. Intelligent, intuitive, and quick, Altman was most dangerous behind the goal, where no one could cover him. He is the Swami's designated all-time feeder.
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Miss Venus Lee comments...
My biggest surprise of the Duke-Georgetown game was how even the game look statistically. Don't let that fool you. Duke dismantled Georgetown, and looked, by far, the best team I have witness play this season. Duke very nearly played a perfect game in Washington. That being said, I think that Duke had one of those fortunate days that are known to bless all teams from time to time. For Georgetown, it was the polar opposite. The Hoyas could do nothing right.
After watching the Virginia-Hopkins game on tape later, I am prepared to say that there is no definitive #1 team so far this season. Duke beat UMBC and Loyola by a total of three goals--and both were home games. Navy lost to Bucknell and inched past Holy Cross, 8-5. Maryland lost to Dartmouth in Florida. Hopkins beat winless Princeton and winless UMBC by only three goals, and looked lackluster last week. Virginia left it all in the locker room Saturday, while Princeton, North Carolina, and Syracuse are limping this year.
What does all this mean? A good second half, I think. And, maybe a playoff that is full of surprises--unlike any other.
Army and Navy really haven't played anyone yet this year. They get off the ground next week.
Hopkins has Duke ahead of it, and so does Virginia. Then there is the ACC Tournament in Baltimore. Not to mention the biggest Army-Navy game in many years.
The ultimately decisive games of Season 2005 are still to come. Be ready for more surprises.
Top faceoff teams as of 3/27/2005:


Last Week...
In Baltimore, at Homewood Field...
The Swami takes in all the action...but most of it was at the concession stands...
ESPNU hits a home run with its abbreviated replay...
Hey, the Swami was going to review the broadcast of this game, but instead of TIVOing the Channel 2 broadcast, the Swami decided to TIVO the Syracuse-Princeton game and pick up the rebroadcast of the match at Homewood on the ESPNU replay of Channel 2's call. ESPNU is known for abbreviating their rebroadcasts by cutting out some commercials and Channel 2 trivia chat, but when the Swami watched the opening face-off and then saw ESPNU jump to the fourth quarter, it only confirmed the opinion the Swami developed watching the game in person. Hey, talk about editing, an 11 minute lacrosse game is only acceptable when two alleged #1 contenders decide to play keep away rather than chance the other guy will get the ball. Under those circumstances, ESPNU's replay managed to make this game appear more exciting. Hey, what more could a good lacrosse fan want from the most boring team in lacrosse?
This hardly looked like a game between #1 and #2. It was played entirely too defensively, was low-scoring, and lacked any action at all for long periods. This contest reminded the Swami of an Olympic bicycle race where all the racers lope along the indoor track at impossibly slow speeds until, at the last moment, someone tries to break out in front in a final desperate surge. Only in this match, the last minute surge wasn't there. At least not from Virginia.
Rather, last week's battle at Homewood was decided by the flukiest of all events: the unplanned appearance of two players who have spent much of the season riding Hopkins' bench. Kevin Huntley, a freshman attacker, who did not start the game, came onto the field only when an injured Kyle Barrie left midway through the first quarter. After adjusting to his surroundings, Huntley racked up three goals and two assists.
Jamie Koesterer, a Hopkins junior midfielder who had never faced-off in a single game this year, was brought off the bench in the fourth quarter when Hopkins was on the losing end of a 9-6 face-off battle against UVA's (.600+) Jack deVilliers, and won all four face-offs, just when the Cavaliers were showing signs of coming to life offensively.
Absent those two fortuitous events, and, maybe, Jesse Schwartzman's first career 20 save effort, this would have been another game.
Final score: Johns Hopkins 9, Virginia 7 (yawn).
In Washington, at North Kehoe Field...
Miss Venus Lee reports from Duke-Georgetown...
An ill wind from Durham blows Georgetown no good...
Since the Swami attended the Virginia-Hopkins game with friends, and with my own car on the fritz, I was able to drive the Swami's gas-guzzling Lincoln Navigator to the game in Washington. There was only one proviso: that I stop in Baltimore first and have the SUV washed. That's where a problem began.
The Swami has a satellite radio system installed in his Navigator. As I drove to the car wash, I listened to one of the radio's many jazz stations. This one featured a review of the life of Lionel Hampton, complete with recorded interviews and much of his music. It was scheduled to continue for the better part of the day. "I'm going to enjoy this," I thought.
I was thankful that the station was already tuned in, because the radio itself is quite complex, and I don't know how to work it. So far, so good.
The guys at the car wash apparently did know how to work it however. As I pulled out and headed toward Washington, I listened to an interview with a person called "Buckethead," and wondered what his relationship to Lionel Hampton was. Then the rap music started. It was not the normal kind of rap one would listen to on mainstream radio, but a tasteless and salacious sort. I felt like I was at a Loyola College lacrosse game.
I couldn't change the station, so I turned the volume down and rode to DC in silence.
Georgetown is constructing a multi-purpose facility on the site of what was once Harbin Field, and this game was played at North Kehoe Field. This is located between the old Kehoe Field and the medical school. It is not clear to me whether this is a permanent facility or not, but the field is natural grass, and looked to be in excellent condition. The day was overcast and chilly, but dry. The seating capacity is probably somewhere around 1,300, because attendance for this game was said to be 1,124, and the stands were filled almost to capacity. I wondered if next week's Navy crowd would fit into this small place.
Georgetown fans seemed full of hope for the team's first home game of the season, but Duke's Matt Danowski struck first with a goal at 11:19.
With 9:01 left in the first quarter, Duke midfielder Kyle Dowd took what looked to be an ordinary pass from teammate Matt Zash. Dowd, a Hopkins transfer, was about 12 yards out on the right side, but had no angle on the goal. Dowd shot anyway, and the ball found its mark.
The first quarter saw Duke neutralize Georgetown's faceoff master Andy Corno with an interesting strategy. Duke's center midfielder, Dan Oppedisano, simply clamped the ball and waited for his wings to surround it. By doing this, Duke was giving up the possibility of a clean win, but also denying that same opportunity to Georgetown. Duke was 3 for 3 at the "x" in the first quarter, as its wings picked up faceoffs one and three, while the Blue Devils were awarded the second faceoff on a procedure call. The quarter ended with Duke up, 2-0, but the Blue Devils completely dominated time of possession.
Duke scored it third goal just three minutes into the second period when Zack Greer literally swept in a ground ball.
Four minutes later, Duke struck on a goal whose setup would energize the entire team. Georgetown was attempting to clear the ball when one of its long stick defenders was stripped of it. Duke broke into transition with a pass to Peter Lamade, who found Zack Greer open but covered on the left. As the Hoya defense slid to him, Greer one-timed it to Dan Flannery, who put it in the net. Duke fans became animated.
By now, It was becoming apparent that this was going to be quite a day for Duke. The Blue Devils were playing a game right out of any coaches' textbook: harass the opponent on clears, box them out on defense, save the shot, attack the goal on transisition, take the opportune shot, but when the shot's not there, work the ball to the open man and don't force anything. It was a model of unselfish team work. Georgetown, on the other hand, was looking almost as bad as it did against Maryland earlier in the season. Even fans in the stands were remarking by halftime that no team could look as good as did Duke, nor as bad as did Georgetown.
Duke's Brett Thompson scored Duke's fifth consecutive goal at 8:13 on the run with a high shot from 12 yards out in front.
A little more than a minute later, Georgetown would get on the board when Sean Denihan got a step on his defender and scored from close in. Duke ran off two more goals, one from Zack Greer, which came off a rebound, and the second from long stick defender Nick O'Hara on transition.
The first half ended with Duke ahead, 7-1. In addition to totally dominating time of possession, Duke was hustling to ground balls, and passing much better than its opponent. I was startled to read that the official scored had ground balls in Duke's favor 41-39. My impression was that this game was not nearly so close in hustle factor. By the half, Georgetown was beginning to wise up to Duke's faceoff strategy. The Blue Devils had taken all three faceoffs in the first quarter, and were 4 for 7 in the second. But Andy Corno had won the last faceoff of the half and was beginning to look more confident. How much, I wondered, was Duke's overwhelming time of possession advantage attributable to its success at faceoff?
The third quarter would answer that question rather quickly. Corno would win the next six faceoffs, but, during that period of time, Duke would still dominate possession, while out scoring the Hoyas 3-1.
Georgetown struck less than a minute into the third period with a goal from Trevor Casey on a feed from Sean Denihan. Like the first score, this was from close in. Blue Devil goaltender Aaron Fenton was helpless to stop it.
Dan Flannery scored again (right-handed) for Duke at 10:53 on a feed from Matt Danowski. Flannery was negotiating himself inside in heavy traffic and the feed was excellent. I put a star in my scorecard, feeling sure it would constitute my offensive play of the day. Little did I know.
A little more than a minute later Flannery completed his hat trick with a left-handed shot low into the net, this time on a feed from Zack Greer.
Up 9-2 now, with 3:54 remaining in the third quarter, Duke wrestled the ball away from the Hoyas. It rested in the possession of Matt Danowski, who was way, way out on the right side--maybe a little short of midfield. Danowski spotted Zack Greer close in breaking toward the goal and hit him perfectly with the feed, but Greer was blanketed. He pivoted and put the ball past his defender and Hoya goalie Rich D'Andrea in what seemed like a single move. Even Georgetown fans in the crowd were awed. I erased the star from earlier.
If Georgetown's back was not broken already the aforementioned play did it. So, when the fourth quarter began, Hoya defender Rob Smith decked Blue Devil Michael Ward from behind. But, by this point, Duke's need to score took a backseat to bringing subs off the bench. Smith was penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct and Duke's bench let the Hoya's know what was on its mind.
Duke's eleventh goal was yet another masterpiece. I lost track of who started the play, but it was strung out to four successive and rapid passes, ending up with Matt Zash finding Dan Flannery once again.
Not a minute later, Flannery scored his fifth goal of the day on a feed from Danowski.
Duke goalie Aaron Fenton was pulled with 4:21 left on the scoreboard clock to a standing ovation from the many Duke fans present.
Georgetown would get its third, and final, goal at 2:04 from Andrew Baird on the doorstep on a great feed from Mat Wilson behind the goal.
I consider a sustained possession one of a minute and fifty seconds or longer. I figure with 20 seconds to bring the ball into the attack area, that leaves 90 seconds of possession time, double what most referees would whistle for stalling late in the game. Based on that criteria, it did not look to me that Georgetown had a single sustained possession the entire game.
Duke simply put it all together and played a game that would have beaten any team. Case closed.
One criticism: the PA systems at most fields are entirely too loud. This one was so muted that the fans sitting at midfield could hear only muffled sounds.
In Georgetown's parking lot after the game, a couple with two young boys noticed that I was having difficulty tuning the SUV's radio and showed me how it worked. I would just like to add for the record that it was the female of the family who provided the instructions.
Final Score: Duke 12, Georgetown 3.
In Delaware, at Rullo Stadium...
Under the lights, out of the coffin, onto the field, and into the rankings...
The Blue Men put on a show for their loyal fans, rising to the top of the CAA with a shocking (Swami predicted) upset of Towson...
Last week the Swami warned his readers not to miss this game. The Swami was right. The Swami also told his readers that Delaware would upset Towson, beating the Tigers for only the third time in the last 16 meetings. The Swami was right. The Swami also noted that Delaware never wins its big games easily. Well, the Blue Men stuck it to the Swami on that last one.
Four different home team offensive players lit up the board at Rullo Stadium with six goals, while their defense held Towson scoreless for the better part of the first half. In the meantime, the Swami predicted battle in the face-off circle raged for the entire game.
There were no center midfielder subs, as both Delaware's Andy Smith and Towson's Matt Eckerl took every face-off. In the end, the advantage went narrowly to Delaware. A 10-9 edge might not seem like much, but Eckerl is one of the best in the business, and this game marks only the second time he has been beaten in seven games this year.
Both teams racked up approximately the same numbers of shots on goal (25 Delaware, 24 Towson), and both goalies turned in excellent games. But, last Saturday, Blue Man Chris Collins stepped up with a career-tying 19 saves, including four crucial man down saves.
Towson did not get on the board until only 4:43 remained in the first half, then scored again just a minute later. But Delaware's stalwart defense held the Tigers at bay for another five minutes while padding their lead by one.
Towson's notable weakness this season, a poor (.220) EMO shooting percentage was much in evidence as the Tigers could only score on two of the eight penalty chances they were handed by Delaware. The Blue Men, on the other hand were a study in near perfection on EMO, going four for six in that department. But despite those statistics, extra man advantage was not the deciding factor in this game. The Blue Men were clearly motivated and played like it.
It's easy to give credit to a goalie who has 19 saves on 24 shots on goal for being the game's hero. But on more than one penalty, Towson got off no shot due to Delaware's stingy defense. And Delaware's shooters were pounding away all night at Towson net minder Reed Sothoron, as in one point in the first quarter when the Blue Men got off four shots in less than 70 seconds.
Sothoron looked excellent when he was not face-to-face with the Delaware attackers, but some of the Blue Men's doorsteppers were simply impossible to stop.
Nineteen saves by Collins, and a first half hat trick by Blue Man Cam Howard notwithstanding, this was a team victory. The Blue Men hit the field on air and never touched the ground.
This is a team that has always played with its heart, and when Delaware gets motivated, watch out.
There were 1,000 people at this game.
Final score: Delaware 13, Towson 8.
This Week...
Lacrosse broadcast links...
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1. Swami's Game of the Week: Georgetown (#5) at Navy (#16)--(Saturday, April 2, 1:00 PM, Annapolis, MD)--TV GAME--Note:This game will be played in Annapolis due to a last minute venue change--THE GAME WAS POSTPONED AT THE END OF THE FIRST QUARTER--IT WILL BE RESUMED SUNDAY AT 1:00 PM AT RIP MILLER FIELD--THOSE WISHING TO ATTEND ARE ADVISED TO PARK IN THE LOT AT NAVY-MARINE CORPS MEMORIAL STADIUM AND RIDE NAVY'S FREE SHUTTLE TO RIP MILLER FIELD--For the second year in a row, Navy will play Georgetown in Washington. This is being done to balance Navy's schedule, which would have put the Midshipmen on the road for Georgetown, Maryland, North Carolina, and Army next season. Last year, in a game played at Kehoe Field (a synthetic surface facility on the roof of Yates Field House) due to inclement weather, Navy super-feeder Jon Birsner was the only player on either squad with more than one assist. Birsner had his hands in three Navy scores to lead the Mids to a 7-5 win, in a contest during which Navy never trailed. Everyone thought Navy was off to a flying start for the 2005 season when the Mids thrashed North Carolina in their home opener in Annapolis. Then UNC proceeded to lose successively to Notre Dame, Hofstra, and Duke, thus casting doubt on the value of Navy's win. Since then, Navy has played largely Patriot League opponents, suffering a loss at the hands of Bucknell. Most recently, Navy narrowly defeated Holy Cross (8-5), while losing the battle of ground balls to the Crusaders who killed five Navy penalties while shooting .666 against the Midshipmen on EMO. One then has to ask how much of Navy's victory over North Carolina was due to Navy's prowess and how much to Tarheel incompetence? This Saturday should answer that question when the Mids meet the team the Swami has tabbed to win it all this year. The Hoyas lost big to Maryland in their season opener in College Park, then rebounded with a Syracuse victory, before succumbing to Duke. Navy's strength is its speedy and scrappy midfield--23 of its 42 players are midfielders. As Miss Venus Lee noted last week, Navy's defensive midfield is holding opponents to a clearing percentage of under .670--by far the lowest such figure among ranked teams. Navy also leads all Division I teams in fewest goals allowed per game: 4.73. But even against such opponents as Maryland, Syracuse, and Duke, the Hoyas are averaging over 10 goals per game. Navy, on the other hand, has only scored over 11 goals once this season (Lafayette). So, something has to give this weekend. Navy's loss to Bucknell, a conference opponent, was a critical one. And this year Army, another conference opponent, has a good team. It is therefore not at all certain that Navy will take the Patriot League's free pass to the playoffs. Navy lost its three top scorers from 2004, but returns its defense almost completely. The Mids need a big win if they are to be assured life in the post-season--and Georgetown provides that opportunity. Maybe now you see why this is the Swami's Game of the Week. The Swami believes that Navy's defensive midfield is seriously underrated by just about everyone. This may be one of the best midfields Navy has ever generated, so if Navy can get into its running game, and hold the Hoyas' powerful offense to a single digit score, the Mids might just buy an insurance policy for the playoffs. Both the Swami and Miss Lee pick Navy to upset Georgetown this Saturday. Hey, don't miss this one! This is a five barn burner--and that's as high as they go.
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2. Penn State (unranked) at UMass (#10)--(Saturday, April 2, 12 Noon, Amherst, MA)--Is there any team in Division I lacrosse that has been saddled with a greater nemesis than UMass has with Penn State? Each of the past five matches between these two teams have been high scoring affairs. And three of them have been decided by a single goal. Moreover, it doesn't seem as though the higher rated team has any correlation as to which one triumphs in these games. Last season, arguably the Minutemen's worse in many years, saw UMass score the most lopsided victory in the past five meetings, winning 17-8. PSU won in 2000 (11-8), and 2003 (11-10). Each team has also shown it can win at the home of the other. There may be no greater toss up in lacrosse. The Swami likes Penn State, Miss Lee likes UMass. ![]()

3. Penn (unranked) at Cornell (#8)--(Saturday, April 2, 12 Noon, Ithaca, NY)--So far this season hapless Penn has won only one lacrosse game: Air Force--a rebuilding team. But the Quakers have to be tired of losing so many close contests. Most recently, against Harvard and Bucknell, Penn dropped a pair of 8-7 decisions. Penn almost always upsets some team during the season, the this year the Swami thinks it will be Cornell this weekend. Ivyman's Big Red go down in defeat as the Quakers rise to their capabilities. Miss Lee disagrees.

4. Johns Hopkins (#2) at North Carolina (unranked)--(Saturday, April 2, 1:00 PM, Chapel Hill, NC)--Have you ever thought of the common denominator these two teams share--other than that they're the two most boring teams in lacrosse? Or that they're the two most favorite teams of mainstream lacrosse journalism? Try this: For the past 15 years no generally successful team has been touted to win the National Championship and failed each year more than Johns Hopkins. Likewise, for the past 15 years no generally unsuccessful team has been touted to win the National Championship and failed each year more than North Carolina. This is a bowl game of sorts. The Swami invites his readers to suggest a name for it. The winner will receive recognition in the next issue of "This Week." Every time Hopkins travels south of the Potomac River, Blue Jay fans swallow with a little more difficultly. The last time their team visited Chapel Hill they rode home with a hard-won, but narrow (9-7), victory. It's do or die time for the Tarheels now, who might just become left out with a season losing record. Both the Swami and Miss Lee like Hopkins to win on the road. But who really cares about this game? It's practically guaranteed to be boring. This game features a special rating: minus three barns:

5. Ohio State (unranked) at Duke (#1)--(Saturday, April 2, 1:00 PM, Durham, NC)--One wonders if, after Miss Venus Lee's report, Duke can lose at all. The Blue Devils racked up some pretty awesome statistics in Georgetown last week. Ohio State's three last trips to the Tar Heel State have all resulted in defeats. The Swami and Miss Lee think that this will also be the case this weekend. The Swami's only trepidation is that when the Buckeyes want to let it all hang out and take some risks, they can beat anyone.

6. Loyola (unranked) at Rutgers (unranked)--(Saturday, April 2, 1:00 PM, New Brunswick, NJ)--Loyola, narrow loser to Towson (two goals), Penn State (two goals), and Duke (one goal), is now on track. The Greyhounds made some offensive changes and whipped UMass at home last week, 6-5. Significantly in that game, it was Shane Koppens, recently switched to attack, who scored the game winner, which completed his hat trick. UMass has a tough defense, and limited Loyola to only six goals. The Greyhounds will face pretty much the same thing this weekend when they meet one of the better goalies in Division I. Nevertheless, both the Swami and Miss Lee think that young Loyola has finally come into its own. Loyola romps at New Brunswick.

7. Notre Dame (#9) at Dartmouth (unranked)--(Saturday April 2, 2:30 PM, Hanover, NH)--Dartmouth surprised everyone by upsetting the University of Maryland in Florida two weeks ago. Hey, that was just three days after falling to Sacred Heart in overtime. Like they say, it's not easy being Green. The Swami and Miss Lee like Notre Dame, but Dartmouth is difficult to diagnose, having played only one ranked team so far this season.

8. Maryland (#4) at Virginia (#3)--(Saturday, April 2, 3:00 PM, Charlottesville, VA)--The Swami is looking for an upset here. Maryland is capable of giving Virginia trouble in Charlottesville, and needs this win. Maryland has best wins over Georgetown and North Carolina. But both of those wins have been devalued with key losses by the defeated opponents. So far this season, no single team looks unbeatable. Duke's last outing was impressive, but the Blue Devils came close to losing to Loyola earlier in the season. The Swami did not think either Virginia or Hopkins played like a #1 team last weekend. The Swami is picking Maryland to upset Virginia in this key ACC contest. Miss Lee thinks not. ![]()
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9. Harvard (unranked) at Denver (unranked)--(Saturday April 2, 3:00 PM [EST], Denver, CO)--This should be a good game. The Swami still thinks Denver is very much alive for a playoff spot, and Harvard has fielded a good squad this season. The Crimson have lost only one game this season--that to a team with a 20 save performance. The loss of Jake McKenna in goal hurts, but freshman Evan O' Donnell is sporting a .585 save percentage. Denver needs to get its defense together. The Swami likes Denver at home, Miss Lee takes Harvard.

10. Brown (unranked) at Syracuse (#6)--(Saturday, April 2, 4:00 PM, Syracuse, NY)--Can Brown beat Syracuse? The Swami thinks yes, Miss Lee laughs. Regardless of the outcome, the Swami thinks Brown will sorely test the Cruisers.

11. UMBC (unranked) at Towson (unranked)--(Tuesday, April 5, 7:30 PM, Towson, MD)--Like others, this was originally scheduled to be a home game at UMBC, but was moved forward a day and is being played away while the turf is replaced at Retriever Stadium. The Tigers are still licking their wounds from the pasting they took last week at the hands of Delaware's Blue Men. Both the Swami and Miss Lee think that Towson will look to UMBC for redemption. This is always a good game, and, hopefully by next Tuesday, we'll finally have some good weather in Maryland. ![]()
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The "Big Boyz" go at it again...
What is the "Big Boyz" system?...
Anyone can pick the winners of lacrosse games. The lacrosse boards are full of people who pick Duke over St. Andrew's every year. There are several contests going on right now where the participants will actually pick more winners than the Big Boyz. But the Big Boyz do not just pick the winners of games. The Big Boyz use a system of weighted picks, and confine their picking to the most difficult Division I games. That enables you to analyze the degree of certainty imparted with each pick--a significant difference with other competing slates of games.
Each week the Big Boyz pick the winners of an average of a dozen games. In a typical 11 game week, winners are chosen by placing between 1-11 points on a team (with no number being used twice). If that team wins, the winner receives the number of points placed on it. So, for example, in using this system, the prognosticator would place 11 points on the team he (or she) was most confidant of winning, 10 points on the second most confidant pick, down to a single point on the game that the picker thought was most in doubt. This eliminates most ties and places a premium on upset picks. It also values a picker's win/loss record relatively, thus giving little recognition to luck.
Despite this unique and difficult system, the Big Boyz are so accomplished at picking that each of the past two seasons have come down to the final game before a winner has been decided.
for Week #6!
From Swampy...
Maryland upsets Virginia...
Last week's mediocre picking results have helped to convince me that last year was a fluke. I am really not good at this at all. And with that, I give you this week's stab…
Navy at GEORGETOWN (7): Navy continues to struggle on the offensive end. I said that last week, and that was before their uninspiring game against doormat Holy Cross. When you have one of the game's most dominant faceoff men and you're still not scoring double digits against Holy Cross, something is wrong. This weekend, Navy won't enjoy its usual faceoff dominance, and they'll be facing a stiffer defense. The Hoyas get back on track, and Navy will begin to realize they are, perhaps, in serious trouble of not returning to the tournament this year.
Penn State at UMASS (3): Outside of the traditional powerhouse teams, I have not figured out a darn thing about this season. I have been way off on all the 8-20 teams, and have already lost by picking for and against both of these teams. Penn Stae did lose to Stony Brook, though, and that doesn't inspire much confidence from this picker. Umass wins at home.
Penn at CORNELL (8): Cornell will need to win the Ivy this year to get in. This year is their best chance in a long time, with Princeton being so down. The Big Red take cafre of business.
HOPKINS at North Carolina (11): Hopkins has a double-major advantage on defense, a double-major advantage at midfield, a triple-major advantage at the faceoff circle, and the teams are equal at goal and attack. Guess that means I'll take Hopkins.
Ohio State at DUKE (6): The Blue Devils sure do play a lot of home games. They'll win, though it will be close because they're already thinking about Hopkins. That will be the best game of the year. GASP! Did I just say Hopkins-Duke is going to be the best game of the year?
LOYOLA at Rutgers (9): It's hard to choose a winner between two huge underachievers. Loyola has been closer to good much more than Rutgers has, plus they're home.
Notre Dame at DARTMOUTH (2): This game means nothing to Notre Dame, but could mean everything to Dartmouth. A win here for the Green gives them wins against possibly two Top 10 teams. I like the upset!
MARYLAND at Virginia (4): Virginia looked sloppy and unprepared against Hopkins last Saturday. Once the Jays figured out a matchup for DeVilliere, it was lights out. Maryland will eventually control the ball and the tempo and head home with an important win.
Harvard at DENVER (5): Altitude too much for the brainiacs.
Brown at SYRACUSE (10): The Orange win big in the Dome.
UMBC at Towson (1): I'm picking UMBC here because I've been wrong on every Towson game so far and my first instinct was to pick the Tigers.
--Swampy.
From STaTs...
STaTs is in California surfing this week. His commentary will resume upon his return.
1. Navy at Georgetown--Navy (4)
2. Penn State at UMass--UMass (10)
3. Penn at Cornell--Cornell (11)
4. Hopkins at North Carolina--UNC (1)
5. Ohio State at Duke--Duke (9)
6. Loyola at Rutgers --Rutgers (2)
7. Notre Dame at Dartmouth--Notre Dame (3)
8. Maryland at Virginia--Virginia (5)
9. Harvard at Denver--Denver (6)
10. Brown at Syracuse--Syracuse (8)
11. UMBC at Towson--Towson (7)!
--STaTs.
From Miss Venus Lee...
This weekend...
I am not sure which game(s) I will be covering this weekend yet, but I have several comments on upcoming contests.
Loyola will be visiting Rutgers this weekend and I think that will be an interesting game. Some of the Rutgers players were recruited to that school by Loyola's head coach Bill Dirrigl, who mentored the Black Knights briefly several years ago. I do not think that will necessarily add any dimension to this contest, rather, these are two fairly young and evenly matched teams. That Loyola is improving game by game is undeniable. The Greyhounds narrowly upset a tough UMass last week in Baltimore.
Likewise, Notre Dame-Dartmouth, Penn State-UMass, and Harvard at Denver all look like close games to me. And UMBC at Towson could be a real Dawg fight.
I've had an indescribable feeling all week that we will see some surprises with the teams from North Carolina. Duke's domination of Georgetown was complete in every way. Can Ohio State upset a too confident Blue Devil Squad, or can UNC do the same to Hopkins? The tape of last week's Virginia-Hopkins match certainly showed each team's vulnerabilities.
This has been quite an unpredictable season so far, and this weekend has enough interesting games to continue that trend.
Only one thing is for sure: the big game this weekend is Navy at Georgetown.
From Glory Days...
Wahoos fall to hated Blue Jays...
In my commentary last week I said the key to the Virginia - Hopkins game would be in goal and that is exactly what the difference was. The Hoos outshot Hopkins and threw everything at Jessie Schwartzman but the kitchen sink.
Schwartzman stopped everything and had a career high 20 saves, while my man Kip Turner could only manage 5. Freshman Kevin Huntley showed why he was two time "MIAA Player of the Year" scoring 3 goals. This is the main reason the Jays are so tough, their bench players are as good as the starters. I hate to admit that I don't expect them to lose again till they meet Virginia somewhere in the playoffs.
Two other surprises were Loyola over UMass and Delaware easily handling Towson. The Bue Men may end up the surprise team of the season as they creep up the rankings behind quality keeper Chris Collins.
Now for this week...
(2) Navy / Georgetown - What's up with America's team? Squids lose to Bucknell and have problems with Holy Cross. Monk did say the Patriot League was good? Hoyas got rocked by Duke so I look for the Mids to win by a goal.
(1) Penn St / UMass - Tragedy strikes the lax word again with the dealth of Lions captain Mike Jacober's parents and brother in a plane crash. The team bussed to the funeral in Providence on Wednesday and will stay on till the game in Amherst on Saturday. Tough to say how they will react but this game is always close and PSU really needs the win.
(6) Penn / Cornell - I still like the Big Red to win the Ivy this year and Penn has shown nothing to date.
(10) Hopkins / North Carolina - The way the Heels have been playing, this game should be a rout. Watch out when the Jay's second line guys get on the field.
(11) Ohio St / Duke - Easiest game of the week to pick. Duke is now undefeated and #2, while OSU is falling like a rock in a pond.
(4) Loyola / Rutgers - Scarlet Knights continue to disappoint and the Hounds surprised me with a win over UMass. I like Loyola.
(8) Notre Dame / Dartmouth - Mr. Lacrosse has fallen in love with the Green Machine since his grandson will be playing there next year and they beat Maryland. I have to disagree with him this week and take the Irish who seem to be on a roll.
(7) Maryland / Virginia - The Hoos overall have more talant but again a hot goalie can keep any game close and the Terps have one in Harry Alford. I expect Kip to play better and UVa needs to send a message to the ACC that they are the team to beat.
(5) Harvard / Denver - Two teams going nowhere but the Pioneers have the clear advantage playing in the mountains.
(9) Brown / Syracuse - Cuse looked sloppy against Princeton but they have much more firepower than the Bruins. Mike Leveille is showing he is the real deal and we know Cuse will be there in the end.
(3) UMBC / Towson - Tigers got blitzed by the Hens but in this "battle on the beltway", I have got to like them. Retrievers have played some teams tough but fall short this week.
--Glory Days
From American Iron Horse...
The Horse is away from home, his commentary will resume next week...
NAVY-1
UMASS-3
COR-4
JHU-5
DUKE-6
RUT-7
ND-8
UVA-9
HAR-10
SYR-2
TOW-11
--AIH out.
From goygoy 21...
The Goy is out of town this week. Here are his picks. His commentary will return next week:
NAVY - 1
PENN STATE - 6
CORNELL - 11
JOHNS HOPKINS 7
DUKE - 10
RUTGERS- 2
NOTRE DAME - 9
VIRGINIA - 5
DENVER - 3
SYRACUSE - 8
TOWSON- 4
--goygoy21
From Baldo...
Busy week...
DUKE-11 Who ARE these guys?
SYR -10 Oranges are ripening to mature in May
COR-9 Its in Ithaca
DEN-8 Altitude kills
UMASS-7 Its an "up" week for the Minutemen
UMBC - 6 Retrievers up, Tigers down
LOY-5 Home team takes the cake
ND - 4 Irish on a roll
UVA - 3 Pick 'em but its in C-Ville
NAVY- 2 Mids wear the Hoyas own
JHU - 1 This could be interesting.
--Baldo
From Ivyman...
32 things you will never hear a Dartmouth grad say:
32. No thanks, I'll just have a Club Soda.
31. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
30. You can't feed that to the dog.
29. I thought Harvard was cool.
28. Wrestling's fake.
27. Honey, did you mail that donation to the Republican Party?
26. I'm vegetarian.
25. Do you think my gut is too big?
24. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
23. Honey, we don't need another dog.
22. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
21. That flannel shirt doesn't go with those jeans.
20. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
19. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
18. Trim the fat off that steak.
17. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
16. The tires on that truck are too big.
15. I'll have the argil and reductio salad.
14. I've got it all on the C drive.
13. Duct tape won't fix that.
12. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite beer.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. Excuse me.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.
This weeks Picks. Last week was my best since Swami refused me my rightful championship on a bogus technicality two years ago. I need a couple more of those.
Navy at Georgetown - 1
Penn State at UMass - 4
Penn at Cornell - 9
Hopkins at North Carolina - 2
Ohio State at Duke - 10
Rutgers at Loyola - 7
Notre Dame at Dartmouth - 6
Maryland at Virginia - 3
Harvard at Denver - 5
Brown at Syracuse - 11
UMBC at Towson - 8
--Ivyman...
From Radio Mike...
Mike is on the road, his commentary will return next week...
Navy 6
UMass 2
Cornell 7
Hopkins 8
Duke 10
Rutgers 1
Notre Dame 9
Virginia 5
Denver 3
Syracuse 11
Towson 4
--Radio Mike.
From Wombat...
Writer's block and other ailments, cars, the Wombatmobile and road rage..
WOMBAT'S WEEK 6 COMMENTARY AND PICKS
You now re-enter the Wombat Zone, and an eerie feeling sends chills up your spine. Your have reached the "brink of stupidity" and yet you dare read onward on the hopes that there is intelligent life down here, where Wombat is "Alone at the Bottom!"
Well, no more embassy stories. I have something about the Australians that I will save for next year, but nothing exciting happened because I get along well with our Australian allies. I am Wombat after all. I have a burning desire to see Australia some day, so I am trying not to irritate a single person at the Australian Embassy. But I still stand firm on last year's comments. I have been told by Australians that Fosters is like Budweiser in America, with one difference - hardly anyone in Australia drinks Fosters. Victoria Bitter is the beer that I want to lay my hands on some day. And I think I can get one in Canada, truly brewed and imported into Canada from Australia.
I have been having several problems this week and I don't know which is worse: first, a bad case of writer's block, without knowing exactly what I would write this week. Second, I came down with athlete's foot (and I am no athlete... go figure). Third, I hurt my back Tuesday digging post holes for new bluebird nest boxes for this bird breeding season out on a golf course. So which is worse? Well, the back feels better today. The writer's block is easing as I type this up. Sometimes I write in what I call "stream of consciousness mode" and whatever comes out, comes out. Which can be either OK, or dreck. But this athlete's foot thing has me worried. It seems that my grand 2005 laundry experiment of trying to save how many times I do my whites by wearing socks for more than one day in a row has failed me. I told Father Of Wombat about this experiment last year (when, strangely, I came down with the same itchy symptoms), and he had one fatherly piece of advice for me: "How do you feel about contracting athlete's foot?" Well, how bad could it be? I will tell you how bad. If you let it spread to more than one toe, that's bad, and then if you let it spread even further, you start getting jock itch on top of it (this happened last year), and you are in a world of pain. Ah, the joys of laundry experimentation.
So if anyone meets me any time soon, don't worry, I think I have the toe in remission, and I am wearing clean clothes again and I do take showers daily. But sometimes I just feel like an animal. I feel like a Wombat I guess. They live in burrows underground.
So the one thing that I wanted to talk about this week was cars. Previous versions of the Wombatmobile were a 1972 Chevrolet Impala, which was great until my sister decided to break 120 mph and bent the push rods of the 350 cc engine. Then there was a 1980 Chevy Citation which was a forgettable car, except for the time I made the rear end spin around 180 degrees on a rainy street in Baltimore, coming to a skidding stop between two other lanes of cars waiting at a red light. Then there was the 1980 Ford Crown Victoria which caught on fire in my driveway. OK, so these first three Wombatmobiles were provided by the Wombat Family - driving old man hand me downs. Then came a 1992 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera, which was great until Wombatress (N-1), aka the ex-wife, told me to stop throwing good money after bad and I got the Subaru Forester, which is the current Wombatmobile.
Why all this talk about cars? Well, it leads to getting trapped in a car with the Wombatress and driving across the eastern shore on Saturday mornings and her forcing me to listen to National Public Radio, or, the left wing side of radio as I like to call it. Nothing in the 88 to 89 MHz range of the radio dial seems to have anything but classical music or NPR. AM seems to be where Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are. Not that I listen to them either because regardless of which side you lean to, left or right, liberal or conservative, these radio shows will drive you insane.
But then two years ago, I first heard Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers, on NPR. The show is Car Talk, and they have their own website. Now, I really like these guys' sense of humor. The show is great, and it is usually on around 10 AM on Saturdays but it depends on where you are. The NPR website lists when shows will play in your area.
Which brings me up to a road rage incident recently. Some idiot tried to run me and the Wombatmobile off the road the other day. Seems that when I pulled out into a nice gap in traffic, I hadn't estimated that the van coming up was doing about 75 mph in a 40 mph zone and he wound up on my bumper extremely quickly although I was up to 50 mph within seconds. So, I get tailgated within inches, a pass is attempted on the shoulder, then he backs off and thinks about passing across the double yellow line, at which point I blow my horn twice because this is getting dangerous and then he goes back the other way and passes on the shoulder anyway. Up to a four way stop and we are both heading in the same direction so I drag out the cell phone now that I have a great view of the van's license plate. Up to a warehouse district, and again, this was along the way I was driving anyway, and the van pulls into the warehouses and I pass and slow down to see if this thing is a Ford or Chevy, because at this point I am in touch with Baltimore County police. The van driver flips me off, and I sit there for a moment, and then he gets out on foot and starts running toward my car - this is actually a good thing, getting him out of the vehicle so I can speed the rest of the way off and leave him far behind. But then something I had never expected happens. A car appears, and cuts off in front of me diagonally blocking my way. Turns out to be the dude's girlfriend was driving behind us to pick him up after they returned the van. So, I swerve around the car just before the guy punches a window, and now I have the girlfriend's car tailing me.
Here is a piece of advice when getting tailed - try to get them to get around in front if you can, because you are in control when you are behind someone, not the other way around. And wherever you were headed, do not go there because if you go and park somewhere and they see where you quit driving, expect some damage to your car and or tires afterwards. I did some driving out of my way, a few roads away from my final destination, and I started toward the local police barracks just in case. The second car finally turned off, but not before seeing me from the side window, talking to the police on the old trusty cell phone. For awhile there, I felt like my ancestors running moonshine in the hills of Tennessee.
Morals of the story: 1) Their are a lot of idiots in the world, particularly on the roads these days, and the folks at Car Talk rant and rave about that. 2) I firmly believe that the Maryland-Baltimore-DC area is getting about as bad, if not worse, than Boston. People would rather see you crash into a guard rail than give a little space for a merge. 3) Part of this probably has something to do with drivers getting a NASCAR mentality, or even thinking driving is like playing a video game. 4) I am glad neither of these two vehicles had weapons, or otherwise I might have been labeled:
"Wombat Roadkill: foun